The Ambridge Socialist
31st August
Is Martyn Gibson really woke?
Several readers of the Ambridge Socialist have queried whether Martyn Gibson who has been defending Chelsea and Zainab’s right to play golf at the club is really as Woke as he seems. Quite recently he was found to be loudly protesting about a noisy protest over the activities of Borchester Water (of which he is a Director). It may of course be that his perspectives changed after his wife left him for the gardener, Lady Chatterley style.
Marky is no longer missing
Marky local gangster has been arrested as has his collaborator who set fire to the Bull’s pub sign. Kenton seemed keen to engage with George who had a plan to somehow sort matters via prison acquaintances. This has appalled posters on the Academic Archers site, but it seems unlikely that the police are interested in locating a pub sign burner. Marky may be of more interest to the Constabulary. Did they checked the list of Reform Councillors on Borsetshire County Council? It seems eventually they did.
Lawrence
Lawrence continues to be sexist and racist. While he seems like a caricature given the BBC’s love affair with Reform it may be an attempt to introduce a Farage like character in Ambridge. The view of the Daily Telegraph is awaited
Brian is 82
As Pat noted Brian is up the creek without a paddle. Time for him to retire and let Stella take charge of Home Farm with a controlling interest. Adam can be left safely in the Dairy
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