Zainab Malik
The Ambridge Socialist
7th September
Which side are you on issue. We back Zainab & Kate
Time for workers control at Home Farm
The crisis at Home Farm continues. Brian has decided to allow Adam to run things (although he previously sacked him). Clearly he won’t be missed at the Dairy. The Ambridge Socialist says it’s time for workers control at Home Farm. Hand it over to the Grundys and Jazzer.
Cricket crisis
Lawrence the racist is trying to get Rex to defect from Ambridge CC by paying him to play. Lynda has become entangled as Freddie had previously tried to pay Rex to pay for Ambridge. If payment was good enough for perpetual amateur W G Grace its surely for Rex.
In Other News
Daveed is trying to get Stella a job as far as possible from Brookfield before she and Pip takeover
Chelsea and Zainab have been at the golf club again as has Martyn. Unfortunately later Lawrence got a bit wet. A guest at Grey Gables where Zainab is a receptionist witnessed the incident and complained. Oliver however took Zainab’s side. The only remaining sane reader of the Spectator it would seem
Kate meets Amber
Kate gives Amber a massage at Grey Gables. Kate behaved unprofessionally but on this occasion who could blame her?
Swimming news
The Ambridge Socialist’s underwater expert alerts us that the water in the Lakes is cooling now its September and won’t warm up again. Swimming without a wet suit and some training could be difficult…
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