The Ambridge Socialist
14th September
Fear and Loathing in the Ambridge cricket team
The provocation by racist Lawrence really should have been despatched.. After all he clearly has no objection to paying amateur cricketers if appropriate. Instead it has led to an outbreak of fear and loathing in the Ambridge cricket team. Lynda called a special meeting where Lily revealed nearly all. This led to mindless militant Tom Archer claiming he had organised a boycott of the Ambridge cricket team. Its September, perhaps matters will look different in April 2026
Band of Warring brothers at Home Farm
Adam is still trying to run Home Farm a job from which he was previously sacked. Ruari who some probably unhelpful management experience thinks he could do the job. Both are however agreed that Brian needs to become a Farmer Emeritus
The Flower and Produce Show
Another Brian Rix farce has developed although to be fair the flower and produce show is like this every year
Brad and Amber
Amber getting her teeth done in Turkey is off the agenda apparently so it seems her Archers contract has been extended further.
Dog News
Stella has got a new dog. Pip for some reason is not sure about dogs and Rosie is ambivalent. What’s wrong with independent minded cats?
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