Beard Liberation Front
30th September
Contact BLF Organiser Keith Flett @keithbeard.bsky.social
Labour Conference: concerns on impact of Clean Shaven Starmerism
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said there are concerns about a significant decline in the number of beard wearers at Labour Party Conference in Liverpool.
While the gender and ethnicity balance has moved on in a positive way since the era of ‘trade unionists and their wives’ the hirsuteness level appears to have reduced.
The BLF says that while Keir Starmer may not be particularly popular amongst delegates the impact of Clean Shaven Starmerism appears to be significant.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, it could be argued that after Jeremy Corbyn’s leadership the decline in hirsuteness at Labour Conference is being orchestrated by Nathan McSweeney. He does of course have a beard but we suspect that this is simply hiding his actual Clean Shaven Starmerite appearance.
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