The Ambridge Socialist
12th October
Class Justice. George deserves the same chances as Freddie
A year on and George Grundy has been released from jail. BBC reporting from Ambridge has had a long term bias in favour of the Archers and against the proletarian Grundys. David Archer got off with a badger murder, and Brian Aldridge avoided jail despite poisoning the Am.
It’s true that Freddie Pargetter did go to jail for drug dealing but on his release he was fully rehabilitated. First as an understudy for managing Lower Loxley and now as a manager at a meat packing plant.
Will George get the same rehabilitation chances or will he be stereotyped as a ‘wrong un’
In Other News
Brian is on holiday
The rat catcher has been called in at St Stephens and the temporarily relocated village shop has been shut for the duration. Some parables suggest themselves
ICE arrest of protesters in Ambridge
In the other Ambridge, Beaver County US, there have been complaints and law suits after members of the fascistic ICE arrested people for no reason at the end of July.
There are rumours that an ICE expeditionary force may arrive in the real Ambridge with the aim of deporting George to Eastenders
With Sgt Knacker Burns currently away in Coronation St Ambridge Borsetshire doesn’t appear to have local officer. That said the BBC rarely reports protests held in Borsetshire anyway… thanks to Hazel Potter..
Shower scene news
Ruairi and
Fallon and Chris
The real reason Debbie can’t run Home Farm
According to the BBC Debbie is in Hungary. However they have now reported that she is playing in a punk band consisting of menopausal women in Hebden Bridge. Full details airing on BBC1 at 9pm on Sunday
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