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Change of Managerial Beard Power brings victory for Nottingham Forest

In Uncategorized on October 23, 2025 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

23rd April

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has had three hirsute managers in thee 2025/6 season. Nuno, Postecoglou and now Dyche.

The impact of managerial beard power on a game can be considerable. Follicles can send messages to players on the pitch, more subtle and impactful than verbal or written instructions.

On 23rd October Nottingham Forest beat Porto 2-0 in a Europa League game.

The combination of Dyche’s trademark finally chiselled beard and his gravel based voice modulated through the follicles brought success.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, Managerial Beard Power in football is under rated. When its finally tuned and crafted it can win matches.

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