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CAMPAIGN FOR REAL SANTAS

Organised by the Beard Liberation Front

18th December

Contact Keith Flett  @keithbeard.bsky.social

SHORTLIST UNVEILED FOR REAL ‘ORGANIC’ SANTA OF THE YEAR

The Campaign for Real Santas, which campaigns for Santas to have genuine organic or knitted beards, has named its shortlist of people who could be the ideal organic Santa of 2025.

The nominations for Real Santa of 2025 are:-

Billy Bragg, musician

Zack Polanski, politician

Michael Rosen, Author & Broadcaster

Jeremy Corbyn, politician & jam maker

The Campaign for Real Santas believes that only Santas with genuine, organic or knitted beards should be deputies for Santa, world famous for his organic beard, in the run up to Xmas

CFRS organiser Keith Flett said, We don’t know for sure that any of the people on the shortlist do help Santa at this time of year but we do think they are potentially excellent role models for real Santas as opposed to the absurd false bearded types.

An On-Line poll for the Organic Santa 2025 is now open, pinned @kmflett or cast a vote on an alternative social media platform