
12th January
Beard Liberation Front confirms lifetime ban for Nadhim Zahawi
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has confirmed that the lifetime ban from association with the BLF remains in place.
Zahawi defected to Reform on 12th January but the BLF says that he was banned sometime ago from the BLF for bringing the hirsute into disrepute.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, Nadhim Zahawi does not present a positive public image of the hirsute and hence falls foul one of the BLF’s core principles


Ha ha … the horse warmer returns. Must be some pocket-lining to be done.