
Beard Liberation Front
28th April
Sign the petition to demand that Morgan McSweeney shaves off his beard
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has called on Morgan McSweeney former senior advisor to Keir Starmer to shave his beard off before he brings the hirsute into disrepute any further.
McSweeney has not always worn a beard and his ginger follicles appear to be a relatively recent development.
The campaigners say there is little point in speculating what led McSweeney to grow his beard but the demand that he shave it off has become urgent. He is damaging the public image of the hirsute.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, generally we look to promote the growth of facial hair, while recognising that it is, or should be a personal choice. However in the case of Morgan McSweeney a more robust approach is required. The beard needs to go.


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