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Campaigners renew call on Morgan McSweeney to shave his beard off. Sign the petition!

In Uncategorized on April 22, 2026 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

28th April

Sign the petition to demand that Morgan McSweeney shaves off his beard

https://c.org/ZBxVwX6kpD

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has called on Morgan McSweeney former senior advisor to Keir Starmer to shave his beard off before he brings the hirsute into disrepute any further.

McSweeney has not always worn a beard and his ginger follicles appear to be a relatively recent development.

The campaigners say there is little point in speculating what led McSweeney to grow his beard but the demand that he shave it off has become urgent. He is damaging the public image of the hirsute.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, generally we look to promote the growth of facial hair, while recognising that it is, or should be a personal choice. However in the case of Morgan McSweeney a more robust approach is required. The beard needs to go.

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