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PENGUIN LIBERATION FRONT

Neither Falklands or Malvinas but a Penguin Republic

25th April

 For updates contact Keith Flett @keithbeard.bsky.social

TRUMP IN THE GUANO. FALKLAND ISLANDS MUST BE A PENGUIN REPUBLIC

As the US disputes who runs the Falkland Islands, the Penguin Liberation Front has renewed its call for a Penguin Republic in the Falklands.

The Falklands has over 400,000 penguins, as well as albatross, puffins and seals

We believe that the profits from penguin guano should no longer be expropriated but used to fund a functioning Penguin Republic in the Falklands Islands. In particular we are concerned that the far right Argentinian President may try to sell the guano to the US if Donald Trump.

Humans will be welcome to remain but must recognise the majority democratic rule of penguins

Where we stand

We support the right of self-determination for penguins
We believe in peaceful co-existence between penguins, albatross and humans
The key element of the Falklands is not oil but guano.
We believe that penguins should receive the full benefits of guano production.

We demand

The Britain and Argentina recognise the Falklands as a Penguin Republic
All Falkland Island penguins in captivity are returned to the Falkland Islands
Donald Trump sign a concord with an appropriate King Penguin in Guano
That a special commemorative penguin postage stamp is produced

Penguin Liberation Front Convenor Keith Flett said it is time lessons were learnt over the Falklands. Penguins are the majority occupants and this must be recognised even by Trump.