World Penguin Day: No to Trump. For a Penguin Republic in the Falklands
PENGUIN LIBERATION FRONT
Neither Falklands or Malvinas but a Penguin Republic
25th April
For updates contact Keith Flett @keithbeard.bsky.social
MAKE THE FALKLANDS A PENGUIN REPUBLIC NOW
On World Penguin Day, the Penguin Liberation Front has renewed its call for a Penguin Republic in the Falklands.
The Falklands has over 400,000 penguins, as well as albatross, puffins and seals
We believe that the profits from penguin guano should no longer be expropriated but used to fund a functioning Penguin Republic in the Falklands Islands. In particular we are concerned that the far right Argentinian President Milie may try to sell the guano to the US President Donald Trump.
Humans will be welcome to remain but must recognise the majority democratic rule of penguins
Where we stand
We support the right of self-determination for penguins
We believe in peaceful co-existence between penguins, albatross and humans
The key element of the Falklands is not oil but guano.
We believe that penguins should receive the full benefits of guano production.
We demand
Britain and Argentina must recognise the Falklands as a Penguin Republic
All Falkland Island penguins in captivity are returned to the Falkland Islands
Keir Starmer sign a concord with an appropriate King Penguin in Guano
A special commemorative penguin postage stamp is produced
Penguin Liberation Front Convenor Keith Flett said it is time lessons were learnt over the Falklands. Penguins are the majority occupants and this must be recognised. Trump is not getting his hands on the guano.
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