The Ambridge Socialist
10th May
The attack on George. The end of the affair?
Like Trump’s war on Iran we can’t really be sure it is ending just because the BBC says it is. Ruari has confessed to Adam which ordinarily would lead to endless moralising. However in the meantime he also confessed to George who seems happy to draw a line since it appears Brian has funded a new drone. George, reasonably, wants to avoid the police, although its not known if in the meantime Inspector Knacker has framed someone else anyway
Foreign investment in Borchester Land
Natasha aside from prudently selling Tom’s wax jacket has been showning potential foreign investors in Borchester Land around the village. A new vista opens. What will said investors have planned for Ambridge?
Bats
Leonard has discovered that the noises Carol can hear from her loft are not caused by some ghostly spirit but bats. The loft is apparently full of guano, possibly a first mention for the word on the Archers
The Horrobins
Bert is not happy about Tracy’s stir fry. Brad has decided he doesn’t want to meet Den, while Bert ponders whether he’d be better off with Clive. Happy families
Fletcher has escaped
Not Muswell Hill’s most well known felon, Norman Stanley but the budgie. The Ambridge Socialist wishes it good luck.
Kmflett's Blog 
Where did you get the map?
just googled it keeping an eye on copyright
Thanks.