Beard Liberation Front
May 30th
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that Arsenal men’s manager Mikel Arteta ‘Stubble Supremo’ Award given after Arsenal won the Premier League found himself shaved by the Beard Power of PSG manager Louis Enrique in the Champions League Final on May 30th.
The campaigners say that while Arteta consistently fails the Clint Eastwood Spaghetti Western test where stubble becomes a proto-beard there is no question that he has finally calibrated his stubble match by match to meet the requirements of the moment.
However Louis Enrique has developed and perfected the art of transforming his stubble into a slight but perfectly styled beard. This proved decisive on Saturday night
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, we have perhaps been guilty of not taking stubble seriously enough, and Mikel Arteta has reminded us that stubble is a perpetual work in progress. He fully deserves his Stubble Supremo Award. However he met his match in Louis Enrique who has moved the stubble school of football management to the next level with a perfectly styled beard for Champions League Final conditions.
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