Beard Liberation Front
23rd June
The former CEO of the SNP and former partner of Nicola Sturgeon Peter Murrell has been sentenced to over 5 years in prison for using over £400,000 of the SNP’s funds to buy an often idiosyncratic list of items over some years.
One item that has attracted ridicule is the purchase of two hair dryers. The assumption seems to be that these were for Ms Sturgeon as Murrell is follicly challenged or in common parlance bald.
However campaigners say that this is another example of peladophobia, the fear of baldness.
In reality as with many follicly challenged men, Murrell is not entirely bald but has hair growth on the back of his head. This will require regular care, washing and trimming, and it follows that a hair dryer is essential as part of the process.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, obviously we hold no brief for Murrell but while his hairdryers were illegally acquired the need to have them is a rather different matter
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