Neither Falklands or Malvinas but a Penguin Republic
18th July
For updates contact Keith Flett @keithbeard.bsky.social
FALKLAND ISLANDS MUST BE A PENGUIN REPUBLIC
With England playing and losing to Argentina in the Men’s Football World Cup, the Penguin Liberation Front has renewed its call for a Penguin Republic in the Falklands.
At the end of the match some Argentinian players displayed a banner arguing that the Falklands belonged to Argentina. Their right to do so has now been defended by the White House White House defends Argentina team over Falklands banner – BBC News
The Falklands has over 400,000 penguins, as well as albatross, puffins and seals
We believe that the profits from penguin guano should no longer be expropriated but used to fund a functioning Penguin Republic in the Falklands Islands. In particular we are concerned that the far right Argentinian President may try to sell the guano to Donald Trump.
Humans will be welcome to remain but must recognise the majority democratic rule of penguins
Where we stand
We support the right of self-determination for penguins
We believe in peaceful co-existence between penguins, albatross and humans
The key element of the Falklands is not oil but guano.
We believe that penguins should receive the full benefits of guano production.
We demand
The Britain and Argentina recognise the Falklands as a Penguin Republic
All Falkland Island penguins in captivity are returned to the Falkland Islands
Donald Trump & Xavier Milei must sign a concord with an appropriate King Penguin in Guano
That a special commemorative penguin postage stamp is produced
Penguin Liberation Front Convenor Keith Flett said it is time lessons were learnt over the Falklands. Penguins are the majority occupants and this must be recognised even by Trump and Milei. If its a matter of free speech we expect that when Trump is booed at the World Cup Final on 19th July the White House proclaims this as another victory for free speech. And for the penguins
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