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Neither Falklands or Malvinas but a Penguin Republic

15^th July

 For updates contact Keith Flett @keithbeard.bsky.social

FALKLAND ISLANDS UST BE A PENGUIN REPUBLIC

As England play Argentina in the Men’s Football World Cup, the Penguin Liberation Front has renewed its call for a Penguin Republic in the Falklands.

The Falklands has over 400,000 penguins, as well as albatross, puffins and seals

We believe that the profits from penguin guano should no longer be expropriated but used to fund a functioning Penguin Republic in the Falklands Islands. In particular we are concerned that the far right Argentinian President may try to sell the guano to Donald Trump.

Humans will be welcome to remain but must recognise the majority democratic rule of penguins

Where we stand

We support the right of self-determination for penguins
We believe in peaceful co-existence between penguins, albatross and humans
The key element of the Falklands is not oil but guano.
We believe that penguins should receive the full benefits of guano production.

We demand

The Britain and Argentina recognise the Falklands as a Penguin Republic
All Falkland Island penguins in captivity are returned to the Falkland Islands
Donald Trump & Xavier Milei must sign a concord with an appropriate King Penguin in Guano
That a special commemorative penguin postage stamp is produced

Penguin Liberation Front Convenor Keith Flett said it is time lessons were learnt over the Falklands. Penguins are the majority occupants and this must be recognised even by Trump and Milei.