Kmflett's Blog

Beard Liberation Front

16th July

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has revealed that Count Binface, standing as a candidate in the Clacton By-Election, has a beard.

Alternatively known as Jon David Harvey, an Oxford graduate and satirist, there is clear evidence that in an alternative reality the Count has a beard.

It is not clear if it is a full time beard- this is not an issue for the BLF- or whether his beard style is intergalactic.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, we have already come out as supporters of Count Binface in Clacton. We hope he shaves perpetually clean shaven Farage, the Big Barbers candidate, on August 13th