The Ambridge Socialist
9th August
The Grundy’s Oral Traditions
Eddie has been teaching Keira various traditions passed down to him by Joe Grundy, primarily related to cider making. As a result Keira has made her first cider cake and may well enter the Flower and Produce Show. Perhaps this new generation of Grundys will be female led…
Other Ambridge traditions
Neil has got Bert some salty liquorice from Underwoods which he says he likes but actually doesn’t. Meanwhile Amber has been doing pre-natal yoga with Kate. The BBC spared us the details
At the hospital
Amber, Brad, Eddie and George all ended up at the hospital on Thursday. Nothing of note happened. On a second visit George was diagnosed with a fractured wrist which will mean three months out of work…
Eddie, Ed & Brian, The Deal
After Eddie confessed to getting paid over the odds for tree work by Martyn Gibson in return for snitching on Brian, Eddie revealed the arrangement to Brian and it was reconfigured to allow Eddie to pass only approved information to Martyn. We only heard part of the conversation however. We did not discover what the deal between Eddie and Brian was.
George, Amber & Brad. Another Ambridge Lurve Triangle
The BBC loves this kind of thing particularly when a Grundy is involved. The Ambridge Socialist less so.
In Other News
Kenton and Jolene have paid £95 for marriage guidance counselling. Is there more to life than running The Bull. Opportunity may knock when Grey Gables finally becomes a Wetherspoons.
Chelsea’s mobile hairdressing unit has been burgled. However Sgt Burns is on the job, just as soon as he has located the missing bunting.
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