Beard Liberation Front
22nd October
Michael Rosen the poet, author and Arsenal fan has posted a picture on his social media suggesting that he may be the next James Bond.
The Beard Liberation Front welcomes this potential development but queries whether Bond author Ian Fleming would have seen someone who not only has a beard but is also part of a UCU branch at Goldsmiths College who are currently involved in the longest ever University strike as an appropriate Bond
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, it looks like a case of shaken and stirred. This could be a whole new departure for Bond as he becomes increasingly disenchanted with his MI5 handlers
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