The Campaign for Real Santas, which promotes Santas with genuine organic beards, has issued a warning for people to avoid Santas with absurd false beards on one of the last shopping weekends before Christmas.
The Campaign promotes real Santas with genuine beards.
The Campaigners say that with unemployment and under-employment amongst mature men over 50, there is absolutely no reason for anyone to use an assistant Santa who does not have a real beard.
At the same time the Campaign is also keen to encourage more female Santas with organic knitted beards.
Campaigners are urging parents and children to demand that Santas virtual or actual vigorously tug their beards as a definitive test as to whether they are in the presence of a real Santa or not.
CFRS organiser Keith Flett said, Christmas decorations and lights are up in main High Streets and Christmas tat is everywhere. Our task of exposing false bearded Santas is more important than ever.
THREE STEPS TO SPOT A GENUINE SANTA
1 Ask the Santa to tug their beard. If it comes away, then the Santa is FAKE
2 If the beard remains intact ask the Santa to tug their beard again. If the Santa swears then they are genuine. If they simply repeat a ‘ho ho ho’ mantra they are FAKE
3 The Campaign for Real Santas says that genuine Santas must have just the right mix of bonhomie and grumpiness and a real organic beard.
Notes
The Organic Santa of 2021will be named on December 18th. In 2020 Michael Rosen shaved Brian Blessed for the annual honour
The Campaign for Real Santas is organised by the Beard Liberation Front
Antony Sher 1949-2021. A Shakespearian actor who was also the History Man
Antony Sher who has sadly died at 72 will rightly be remembered for his Shakespearian acting and other stage roles.
For historians however he also featured in a TV acting role.
Sher played Malcolm Kirk a lecture with a Zapata moustache in the 1981 TV adaptation of Malcolm Bradbury’s 1975 novel The History Man.
As members of the UCU complete 3 days of strike action over pensions, pay and conditions today, with more to come, it is a reminder of very different and much more hopeful academic times.
There were cuts in education in the later 1970s (when I was a first-degree student at the then Teesside Poly) but overall it was a time of optimism, both in terms of the expansion of academia and in respect of the left politically which Howard Kirk claimed to be a supporter of.
Anyone looking at it now would at least find much room for improvement in how relationships and sexual relationships are handled, a reminder too that the late 1960s had meant liberation for some but not all.
Perhaps the best way to understand Kirk is with the Phil Ochs song Love Me I’m a Liberal.
Sher meantime was a brilliant and versatile actor wherever he played
Protesters jailed, but as with the battle for a free press in the 1820s, more will appear.
Protests by Insulate Britain activists- demanding that the Government act to properly insulate Britain’s housing stock-hence reducing energy consumption- have made media headlines. The blocking of roads has been widely reportedly and condemned mainly by those who don’t like any protest whatever it is.
There has been debate on the left, which will continue, about whether the tactics used are the most effective way of getting the Government to act. Civil disobedience relies on the resilience of activists but may not always build a movement that can achieve change.
One thing the protests have achieved is a crack down from Home Secretary Priti Patel. Again here we need to be careful though. Ms Patel did not require Insulate Britain to try and restrict the democratic right to protest. She was already planning it and will continue trying to do it unless mass opposition can stop her.
However in the immediate moment that has left Insulate Britain protesters on the front line.
Nine Insulate Britain protesters were jailed on 17th November for breaking an injunction not to block roads in climate change protests.
Solidarity with the protesters seemed in short supply. John McDonnell to his credit made a speech defending them outside the Court. The Guardian by contrast had no words of support but rather a feature asking why so many people found Insulate Britain ‘annoying’. It might be reflected that annoying Guardian readers is at least a start in making an effective protest.
To a casual observer it could have seemed odd that a Government committed on paper to take action on climate change determined that the key action to be taken after COP26 was to jail those who pressed for action.
One of those in Court made the point that if protesters were jailed more would come forward. This seems likely and there is a well known precedent in British history.
Around the period of Peterloo in 1819 the (Tory) Government was determined to crack down on radical opinion and calls for democratic rights. Prosecutions for seditious libel were common and the taxes on knowledge(levied on newspapers) saw the rise of an unstamped, illegal press. Many who published it went to jail, but that didn’t stop publication.
One of the best known was the freethinker Richard Carlile. In the early 1820s he ran a radical bookshop in Fleet Street known as the Temple of Reason. Carlile was frequently jailed but he had an important principle: THE SHOP IN FLEET STREET WILL NOT BE CLOSED AS A MATTER OF COURSE’
It wasn’t. Before the Government gave in 150 volunteers, shopmen, printers, newsvendors, had been jailed and served over 200 years of imprisonment between them.
Whose were these people? E P Thompson noted in the Making of the English Working Class:
The men and women who came forward were, in nearly every case, entirely unknown to Carlile. They simply came out of London; or arrived on the coach from Lincolnshire, Dorset, Liverpool and Leeds. They came out of a culture.
Interestingly though Thompson was also clear that while those who broke the law and fought for press freedom were part of the rise of a radical working class movement, they themselves were not usually workers, with the power to organise and challenge capital at the point of production, but artisans.
However the reading culture they promoted and developed fed into the rising working class movement and was one of the motors for Chartism from the later 1830s.
Perhaps the protests of Insulate Britain wont change the world but they might help create a movement that does.
This post originally appeared in the Morning Star
For the wider and widening Tory attack on the right to protest, see George Monbiot in the Guardian
Campaigners provide seasonal guidelines on porridge eating
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers has said that it backs porridge as a beard nutrient.
The central component of porridge- oats- is important for a healthy beard although porridge is by far the only way to consume them. Cereal bars are a more beard friendly alternative while oat-based beers, often characterised by a hazy appearance are also popular with many beard wearers.
While porridge is eaten year-round it is more commonly seen in winter months
The campaigners say that there is no doubt that porridge is healthy, nutritious and tasty. However while it is a beard nutrient getting porridge in the follicles can have serious consequences
Guidelines
Eating porridge with a beard must be done with care. Getting porridge in the beard can lead to serious follicle damage.
A simple answer is to wear a beard snood- a form of beard scarf- while eating the porridge to make sure none goes in the beard and damages it.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, the BLF recommends porridge for the hirsute but care must be taken in eating it.
Boris Johnson has not denied that a Christmas party was held at Downing St in December 2020. Its almost impossible to see how this didn’t break the then lockdown rules, though that is what is claimed. No doubt there will be one this year too no matter what happens in the next few weeks.
What though of 2019. Johnson had just won an Election and was celebrating.
According to the perhaps not totally reliable source of Tom Bower (Boris Johnson, the Gambler) on Friday December 13th after returning to Downing St from Buckingham Palace where he had seen the Queen, Johnson headed to Brown’s hotel off Piccadilly. The hotel is owned by Brexiteer Rocco Forte and a celebration party was being held.
One party however was not enough for Johnson. He then went to Evgeny Lebedev’s ‘traditional’ Xmas party which was in his house overlooking Regents Park. Unlimited caviar and champagne were available. In 2020 Johnson made Lebedev a Peer..
Campaigners urge caution on ‘beards are good for health’ claim
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has urged caution on a claim by Dr Karan Rangarjan, who is based at Sunderland University, made on Tik Tok, that growing a beard may be good for the health.
The campaigners say that while they are in favour of people growing beards where appropriate and if they want to, ultimately it is a matter of personal choice.
Dr Rangarjan has stated that:
“A study comparing hospital workers with and without beards found that clean-shaven faces were three times more likely to carry MRSA.”
MRSA is a type of bacteria that’s resistant to many widely used antibiotics, which means it’s harder to treat than many other infections.
“This may be because shaving creates micro-abrasions which are perfect breeding grounds for these bacteria,” he continued”.
He also suggests that wearing a beard can give you soft skin leaving natural rather than artificial beard oils to moisturise the face.
An earlier study, since shown to be bogus, purported to show that beards carried more germs than dogs.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett, while this is good news for Santa Claus, provided he has a genuine beard, the key thing about a beard is to make sure its healthy in itself, regular washing and removal of split ends
Boris Johnson: All Yesterday’s Xmas Parties. A small historical detail may indicate the truth
Keir Starmer rightly made much of media reports that Boris Johnson has been involved in Xmas events at Downing St a year ago when the lockdown provisions then in force specifically ruled out such gatherings at PMQs on Wednesday
It appears to be another case of the Government telling voters to do what we tell you, not what we do ourselves. An entitled Tory culture.
Of course the reports have been denied and short of someone who was there confessing (which seems a little unlikely) they are difficult to get to the bottom of.
However one small detail can be found that suggests at least some truth
One of the Downing St occasions was reported to be a leaving event for a senior aide at the end of November 2020. It is suggested that Johnson made a speech. Sonia Purnell in her biography Just Boris notes that the PM hates small chat at parties and prefers instead to give a speech to the assembled guests. Hmmm…
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that voting for the first close shave round of Parliamentary Beard of the Year 2021 is now open.
Eight candidates will attempt to shave each other for the coveted annual accolade. Last year’s winner Stuart Anderson MP has mislaid his beard during the year and does not feature.
The winner of Parliamentary Beard of the Year will be announced on 14th December
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, as usual it’s not about whether the politics of a particular MP are approved of or not. It is about the positive impact their beard has had in the public eye during the year, or not as the case may be. There are no whips or block votes involved so it’s entirely down to public support.
Parliamentary Beard of the Year 2021. First close shave round. Top 2 go through to the Beard Off
Jeremy Corbyn, (Independent Labour, Islington North)
Andy McDonald (Labour, Middlesbrough)
Jon Trickett (Labour, Hemsworth)
Stephen Crabb (Tory, Preseli)
Stephen Kinnock (Labour, Aberavon)
Colum Eastwood (SDLP, Foyle)
Stewart McDonald (SNP, Glasgow South)
Simon Fell (Tory, Barrow & Furness)
Voting will start on 1st December. Two preliminary close shave rounds will provide four finalists for a Beard Off round with the result announced on 14th December
December 1st. World AIDS Day: Remembering the ‘other’ pandemic
December 1st is World AIDS Day when time is taken to remember the many millions who have died (and, in lesser numbers) continue to die of the illness.
Cases and deaths still occur in Britain from AIDS but they are relatively limited. There remains no cure or completely effective vaccine against AIDS but there are treatments that can very significantly increase life expectancy.
I’ll take time to recall several friends who did die of AIDS in the 1980s before it became understood how important it was to keep to ‘safe sex’ practices.
In 2021 AIDS is a chronic illness in the UK rather than a pandemic but there remain significant numbers of cases and deaths around the world which impact, as is more or less always the case, the poor more than the rich and in areas where early treatment is less easily available.
In the context of COVID-19 it is interesting to note the similarities with AIDS and the downsides.
The origins of AIDS remain unclear but the line that it was deliberately started by scientists (American rather than Chinese in this case) is fanciful. Certainly transmission from the animal world appears a possibility but there are numbers of histories and theories
There were a number of false stories about how AIDS could be acquired including from toilet seats and through kissing mostly underwritten by a considerable level of homophobia, although AIDS is by no means entirely confined to gay men.
Likewise and this may also seem familiar there were those who denied that AIDS was a significant or noteworthy issue at all, the most well known UK exponent of this was Dr Michael Fitzpatrick who argued that AIDS prevention was an industry and the scale of illness was vastly overstated.
The tough reality that AIDS is still with us and still kills might one think cause a re-think but Fitzgerald has moved on to other issues.
That aside keeping in mind this December 1st that COVID is not the only pandemic around in the world- TB and Cholera remain killers too-is a sobering thought.
Eight Follicle Fashionistas named in Beard of the Year 2021 shortlist
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that with the completion of the second Close Shave preliminary round of Beard of the Year 2021 the Eight Beard shortlist is now complete.
The first Close Shave round for the Beard of the Year 2021 saw poet and author Benjamin Zephaniah shave opponents to reach December’s Beard Off rounds. Cricket broadcaster Daniel Norcross came second. The second Close Shave round saw cricketer Mooen Ali and musician Billy Bragg bristle to a place in the finals
Author and broadcaster Michael Rosen and England football manager Gareth Southgate are among four beard wearers guaranteed a place in the final Beard Off rounds from 15th December. They have won hirsute accolades during the year.
Eight others featured in two preliminary rounds to determine a further four follicle fashionistas who will also feature in the December Beard Off rounds.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, Beard of the Year is the hairiest and most hotly anticipated event of the beard wearers year. Ultimately it’s all down to hirsute democracy and the voters.
Beard of Year 2021 short list
Michael Rosen Beard of Spring/Autumn 2021
Jimmy Wales Beard of Winter2021
Richard Osman Beard of Summer 2021
Gareth Southgate Hirsute Personality 2021
Moeen Ali, England cricketer
Benjamin Zephaniah, poet.
Billy Bragg, musician
Daniel Norcross, Test Match Special broadcaster
Preliminary rounds: longlist to final shortlist
Thur 18 November to Mon 22 November. Top 2 go through
Thur 25 November to Mon 29 November. Top 2 go through
