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Jeremy Paxman joins ‘My Hairy Valentine’, sexiest beard poll

In Uncategorized on February 4, 2020 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

PRESS RELEASE 4th February

contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

JEREMY PAXMAN JOINS ‘MY HAIRY VALENTINE’ POLL

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, which campaigns against irrational prejudice against the hirsute, has said that Jeremy Paxman has joined the My Hairy Valentine poll, the annual search for the sexiest beard.

Paxman originally grew a beard when he was a presenter of Newsnight in August 2013 but shaved it off in January 2014 claiming that the BBC was anti-beard.

However he has now grown a distinguished beard again

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said is Jeremy Paxman’s new beard sexy? That’s up to voters

My Hairy Valentine Shortlist

Idris Elba

Prince Harry

Tom Jones

Gary Lineker

Mauricio Pochettino

George Clooney

Mo Salah

Justin Trudeau

Chris Woakes

Peter Mac Ciarrai

Drew McIntyre

Jeremy Paxman

What is the criteria for the sexiest Valentine’s Day Beard?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder & likewise what people find sexy can vary widely

1] A beard from Clint Eastwood stubble to full Brian Blessed organic

2] A stylish deployment of the beard, at least sometimes in the public eye

3] An attractive disposition in relation to the beard (the fulfillment of this criteria is up to the voter)

4] An appealing beard in terms of length, colour, style. Again its a matter for the voter

 

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The Ambridge Socialist, Petition to Save The Bull. ‘No Customers’ but Lilian will listen to regulars. Sign Now!!

In Uncategorized on February 3, 2020 by kmflett

The Ambridge Socialist

2nd February

Petition to Save The Bull. ‘No Customers’ but Lilian Bellamy will listen to ‘regulars’ Sign Now!

Following the controversial decision to change the name of The Bull and potentially its entire character, on which no regular user was consulted, we have set up a petition to demand the name change be stopped and the community- people who actually drink in The Bull- are consulted fully about any future changes.

The crisis at The Bull continues with Ambridge Matriarch Peggy visiting and finding no customers on Monday. Splitter Snell is continuing her ‘boycott’ petition, in reality a campaign to shut The Bull permanently.

However owner Lilian Bellamy has made it clear that she will listen to ‘regulars’ at the Bull.

Sign the real petition here to keep The Bull as it is and encourage people to use it

https://www.change.org/p/residents-of-ambridge-and-listeners-to-the-archers-save-the-bull-ambridge?recruiter=45817997&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=share_petition&recruited_by_id=c320f9e0-7d09-0130-ecdf-00221964dac8

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Beard Archives: Thomas S Gowing, The Philosophy of Beards (1854)

In Uncategorized on February 3, 2020 by kmflett

Beard Archives Thomas S Gowing, The Philosophy of Beards, British Library 2014 (1854)

Beards are, at least in some areas and amongst certain types of people, in fashion.

Pondering the issue of the importance of archives on social media, the well known beard wearer and  Arsenal fan Michael Rosen suggested there should be a ‘beard archive’. Not I think cuttings of people’s facial hair but books, reports and documents relating to facial hair.

It is a subject that periodically fascinates the media but also has a lot of a-historical twaddle written about it.

Beards are held to be going in or going out of fashion, to have been worn for this or that reason, and so on with little research done to underwrite the point.

The Philosophy of Beards by Thomas S Gowing was first published in 1854 and now together with some illustrations of beards from a 1922 volume has been brought out again by the British Library’s Publishing arm.

Politically correct it is not, although it may not have caused that much comment in 1850 on that basis.

It can be read as quirky social history, of its time, particularly in relation to its views of women.

However while little appears to be known about Gowing it would seem that he may well also have been the author of an 1838 volume on schools. Certainly a perusal of that book suggests a certain similarity of style with this volume.

The point is that Gowing appears to have been a reasonably serious chap rather than a satirist or humourist and that means that a fair bit of his commentary about beards remain broadly true today and can be read as a useful guide to at least some matters hirsute.

Gowing takes a number of angles on the beard from physiology to the Church and a quick summary of the beard in history.

Gowing correctly argues that different beard styles suit different faces- long or short- and underlines that the idea that shaving goes hand in hand with civilization is false. The Greek philosophers did not shave when it became the fashion in Ancient Greece.

Indeed Gowing gives credence to the politics of beard liberation when he argues that ‘with every attempt at freedom on the Continent [Europe] the beard re-appears (p75).

He finishes the book by dealing with common objections to the beard, some of which remain with us too. Beards are not dirty in the main, but regularly washed, and even if it takes as long to maintain a beard as to shave Gowing suggests that the practice of shaving exposes people to disease. Who can doubt it?

The book is to modern tastes perhaps somewhat eccentric and indeed Anglocentric but it is a good deal more than just a period piece. Gowing writes much good sense about facial hair, even if not all of his views and advice have stood the test of time.

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The importance of archives: London Socialist Historians newsletter from 1997 on, now on-line

In Uncategorized on February 3, 2020 by kmflett

As a research historian I’m a fan of archives and can often be found delving in them.

They are vital although often partial records of the past.

That applies just as much to the left and the labour movement as it does to ‘official’ bourgeois histories (assuming there is a complete divide).

My general thoughts are here:

Alan Rusbridger, archives & preserving modern historical records

I’m pleased to say that the archive of the London Socialist Historians Newletter dating back to 1997, itself now a bit of socialist history is now on-line:

http://londonsocialisthistorians.blogspot.com/2020/01/welcome-to-lshg-newsletter-1997.html

To underline why archives are important it contains many pieces written by myself that I have completely forgotten about… Forgetting is not good history.

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E P Thompson on an internationalist Europe that could be

In Uncategorized on February 3, 2020 by kmflett

In 1975 the late historian E P Thompson wrote a piece, Going into Europe, in the pre-Murdoch Sunday Times, about the EEC Referendum of that year. It voted 2-1 to keep Britain in the EEC now the expanded EU.

Thompson was not a fan but suggested instead how a real internationlist Europe could be configured. 50 years on some bits are dated but the idea remains of interest, particularly one hopes to the left:

But the opportunity is there, within the logic of our past itinerary. The lines of British culture still run vigourously to that point of change where our traditions and organizations cease to be defensive and become affirmative forces: the country becomes our own. To make that leap, from a market to a society, requires that our people maintain, for a little longer, their own sense of identity, and understanding of the democratic procedures available to them. It requires also the holding open of every international option: for trade with the developing world, for dialogue with the Communist world, for informal intellectual exchange.

It is fear of this transition – of Money toppled from power – which makes our good bourgeois contort his face into an unlikely expression of internationalism. And, equally, the effecting of this transition is the most substantial contribution to internationalism which our people could make.

That is what we could offer to the European dialogue. And to a Europe which includes Oslo and Belgrade. Long, very long after that, a true idea of ‘Europe’ might return: as a cautious federation of socialist states. It will develop slowly, tetchily, with jealous regard for individual identities. And so it should.

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The Ambridge Socialist: did Josh Archer think he had immunity from arrest?

In Uncategorized on February 2, 2020 by kmflett

The Ambridge Socialist

All the news of the class struggle in Borsetshire

2nd February

Did Josh think Archers had indemnity from arrest in Borsetshire

You read it in last week’s Ambridge Socialist, we are always first with the Borsetshire news. Josh Archer has been arrested in suspicion of being part of a criminal gang which steals and sells farm equipment.

After the failure to prosecute David Archer for the murder of Nigel Pargetter we wonder if Josh thought the police couldn’t touch him. He was wrong

Neil Carter demoted

The board of Borsetshire Land guided by the vicious neo-liberal Martyn Gibson has demoted Neil Carter from his job as manager of the Berrow farm pig unit. Instead he has been offered a new role as manager of the outdoor pigs. He can certainly do the job, hence it arguably constitutes suitable alternative employment. However Gibson has decreed a ‘small’ pay cut so that Neil and Hannah who will now have equal status are paid the same. Why not increase Hannah’s pay instead? Both of them need to join up with the Unite the Union pronto

Petition to Save The Bull. The crisis continues. Stop Wrecker Snell. Sign to Keep the Bull open

Following the controversial decision to change the name of The Bull and potentially its entire character, on which no regular user was consulted, we have set up a petition to demand the name change be stopped and the community- people who actually drink in The Bull- are consulted fully about any future changes.

The crisis at The Bull continues with splitter and wrecker Lynda Snell, not someone who frequents the pub, pushing her fake petition. The result is a sustained downturn in custom.

Sign the real petition here to keep The Bull as it is and encourage people to use it

https://www.change.org/p/residents-of-ambridge-and-listeners-to-the-archers-save-the-bull-ambridge?recruiter=45817997&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=share_petition&recruited_by_id=c320f9e0-7d09-0130-ecdf-00221964dac8

In Other News

Gavin now plans his wedding in Crete… and its now its off altogether

Jim’s daughter Fiona has come out to him. The world has gone on the same. It is 2020 even in Ambridge.

The Telegraph reports good news for #thearchers first full set of audience figures for BBC Sounds has revealed young listeners enjoy the old shows.

Among the much-prized under-35 demographic,The Archers is the second most requested programme, just behind Radio 1’s Dance Anthems.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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February 2nd: the traditional start of Spring

In Uncategorized on February 2, 2020 by kmflett

February 2nd is the start of Spring in the traditional calendar.

We’ve taken back control but dont expect to find Boris Johnson or Nigel Farage tweeting about Candlemas which is the religious name for the day.

It represents in the Christian calendar the end of the period after Xmas and the beginning of the time when the days are starting to get lighter. That meant, for example, beginning to put livestock out to graze on farm land again after winter confinement.

Of course the weather is often dreadful in February and March but you have to start somewhere.

Candlemas relates specifically to the tradition of lighting candles in churches on the day which was banned after the Church split under Henry V111.

In any case as with many such festival the Christian Church had appropriated it from other religious and non religious festivals at the same time of year, notably for example St Brigids’ Day held on 1st February:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brigid_of_Kildare

Typically while St Brigid’s Day was celebrated with much eating and drinking on 1st February ahead of Candlemas bread and water was the dictated diet although that was relaxed on the day itself

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Farewell Andy Gill, Gang of Four. A reminder of where they stood

In Uncategorized on February 1, 2020 by kmflett

Andy Gill lead guitarist with the Gang of Four has sadly died at 64.

According to the BBC report he was a ‘marxist’:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-51344348

What did that mean in practice? It meant for example an active association with anti-racist politics and Rock Against Racism.

The Gang of Four were one of those on RAR’s Militant Entertainment Tour in 1979, the year Thatcher was elected.

When remembering Andy Gill, of course the music was great but so were the politics and the two were connected

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What Tim Martin of Wetherspoons said at the Parliament Square Brexit Day rally

In Uncategorized on February 1, 2020 by kmflett

What Tim Martin of Wetherspoons said at the Parliament Square Brexit Day rally

My thanks to the Independent reporter Tom Peck who braved such crowds as there were in Whitehall on Friday night (he reports thousands but not many thousands) to bring us this report of the words spoken by Tim Martin of Wetherspoons

There was Tim Martin of Wetherspoons, saying in all seriousness that “our victory is not a victory against the people of Europe. They are our friends. It is a victory over the institutions of the European Union”.

I might be inclined to find something in Martin’s words here, although I’m not sure things like the  European Court were such a bad thing or indeed that great British institutions are significantly better.

Still that is a matter for discussion over a beer, in a pub, one of Mr Martins or somewhere else

What is of interest here as Peck points out is that Martin banned European products in his pubs. Yet the European Parliament is neither a brewery or a distillery (perhaps unfortunately) so presumably that ban is now going to be lifted as it only impacts the people of Europe who are Mr Martin’s friends (probably particularly if they will work for less than the real living wage in one of his pubs)

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Beards of the Six Nations poll set to bristle again

In Uncategorized on February 1, 2020 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

press release 1st February

Contact Keith Flett    07803 167266

BEARDS OF THE SIX NATIONS POLL SET TO BRISTLE AGAIN

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that with what could to be the most hirsute Six Nations Rugby Championship ever underway, the Beard of the Six Nations poll is set to be launched again.

The campaigners say that the Beard of the Six Nations is not just about beards in the abstract but also crucially about the impact they make on play.

This impact of beards on the field has meant that even noted pogonophobes such as Clive Woodward who argued in 2013 on the BBC that he wouldn’t select players with beards, are now marginal voices.

The Beard Liberation Front’s long campaign against the Woodward’s of the rugby world has achieved considerable success so much so that in 2020 there are too many hirsute players to run an individual poll. This year the focus will be on the Six Nations teams

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, our panel of beard experts will be reviewing the play in each match but ultimately the team not only with the best beards, but the best beards that have the most impact on play will win

Beards of Six Nations poll