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Beard of Winter: Justin Trudeau faces Prince Harry

In Uncategorized on January 12, 2020 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

12th January

contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

Justin Trudeau faces Prince Harry on Beard of Winter shortlist

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau faces Prince Harry on the Beard of Winter shortlist.

The vote for Beard of Winter is now open and will close at midday on 27th January with the result announced on 28th January

The campaigners say that the decision to include the Canadian PM does not reflect any view of Trudeau’s politics or life but comes after pogonophobic criticism of his new beard appeared in the Guardian:

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/jan/09/justin-trudeau-beard-facial-hair-one-show?utm_term=Autofeed&CMP=soc_568&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1578561590

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, both Prince Harry and Justin Trudeau seem to have a close interest in Canada but what we are concerned with here is whether their beard has made a positive impact in public life in the past few weeks, or whether one of the other contenders is more deserving of the accolade.

Beard of Winter shortlist

Dominic Sibley, England cricketer

Michael Rosen, author & broadcaster

Guz Khan, comedian & actor

Paul Chowdhry, comedian & actor

Carrick McClean, beard campaigner

Mikel Arteta, football manager

Daniel Vane, brewer

Wayne Rooney, footballer

Prince Harry, ex-Royal

Justin Trudeau, politician

Nuno, football manager

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Launch of Kernel Black IPA Sunday 9th January 2011 The Rake

In Uncategorized on January 12, 2020 by kmflett

It wasnt the start of craft beer in London or anything like that but the launch of Kernel’s first Black IPA(6.8%) at the Rake in Borough Market on Sunday 9th January 2011 was a landmark.

It was perhaps the first time some had ever tasted the style which was then controversial since clearly IPAs weren’t meant to be black

I was there with Megan Davies and I’ve been reminded by Hazel Potter (who was there with Ian Marriott and no doubt others) that on that day I was beardless. I had shaved my beard off the previous day for some socialist good cause or other.

Fortunately for all concerned,and a warning to archivists and historians, while news of my shave and a picture of it did appear in the press, the interweb record of it has been deleted. If I feel sufficiently energetic I may seek out the print copy in the British Library at some point (when it recovers from the hack).

In the meantime, what a beer it was..

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The Ambridge Socialist: We Defend The Bull

In Uncategorized on January 12, 2020 by kmflett

The Ambridge Socialist

12th January 2020

We defend The Bull

The Ambridge Socialist has expressed concern about the future of The Bull. We agree that it could do with a new landlady-Jolene would be fine. The existing landlord, the peacock murderer Kenton Archer, has long been useless. The pub needs to break its links with the Archer Dynasty if it is to survive.

It would also help to get some decent beer in. Does it need a name change? We are not persuaded but have some ideas.

One of them is certainly not The B at Ambridge which sounds like before long Brewdog will be moving in to open its first rural bar.

Backing for Felpersham Cathedral’s decision not to sound Brexit bells

The Ambridge Socialist has backed the decision of Felpersham Catherdral, announced on social media,not to join in any ringing of bells to mark Brexit on 1st February. The view of St Stephens Ambridge is as yet unknown. Ambridge Socialist Editor Keith Flett said, we’d only support the ringing of St Stephen’s bells to mark Brexit day if Mark Francois’ head was used to ring them

The Ambridge Socialist Poll

The Archers: Decline and Fall

According to the Daily Telegraph the rewilding Ambridge project is a symptom of the decline and fall of the BBC in the hands of the far left..

On 8th January the paper commented ‘Archers listeners sit and listen open mouthed as re-wilding rears its head in Ambridge’. The same article bemoaned the departure of John Humphrys from Today on Radio 4. Since he is known to be interested in farming matters perhaps he could become agricultural advisor to the Archers

In Other News

Harold Jayston is dead

Ambridge pigs are causing trouble again

Justin will not be joining the Board of ACAS after his efforts to conciliate over divisions in the Rewilding project

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After Pigs in Blankets scandal, YouGov polls against black pudding

In Uncategorized on January 11, 2020 by kmflett

After Pigs in Blankets scandal YouGov polls against black pudding

YouGov polls tend to be treated as the most accurate by mainstream media and also used in academic research.

They are controversial on the left because of a perceived Tory bias. That kind of thing is difficult to substantiate. A more serious charge is that rather than reflecting opinion,  polling companies seek to shape it by asking certain questions at certain times.

The matter is perhaps more obvious when YouGov polls on matters of less import than who runs the country.

Before Xmas it produced a highly controversial poll that claimed more people liked roast potatoes than pigs in blankets.

Now January has arrived it has polled on what people’s favourite breakfast items are and placed black pudding well down the list? Too northern and too proletarian perhaps?

By the way if you are a vegetarian or a vegan and think this is all a bit meaty, you really wont want to see what YouGov comes up with if it ever polls on the most popular non-meat foods

Christmas 2019: Pigs in Blankets. Was the YouGov poll right?

If there was one item that characterised Christmas 2019 it was the rise of pigs and blankets. The pigs, usually a pork sausage, sometimes a chicken one or a vegan alternative are wrapped in bacon or a vegan equivalent. They are referred to as sausages in kilts north of the border.

Most often the pigs are in blankets but sometimes under them or just with them.

Of course they have been around while but the rise in 2019 was phenomenal.

It may have had more prominence due to a temporary (no doubt Brexit inspired) shortage of them in Wetherspoons.

I think it may have started with large packs of pigs in blankets crisps, available in Lidl and Aldi (of course) but then in M&S.

Then of course there were the supermarket sandwiches, usually termed pigs under blankets, which were universally available.

 

Leon did a pigs in blankets breakfast roll while EAT (a central London sandwich chain now owned by Pret) sold a lunchtime hot version with mash, and crispy onions.

Moving on M&S produced a pigs in blankets quiche and Sainsburys were selling pups in blankets(a vegan version). Not to be outdone Lidl sold a yard-long pig in blanket and Aldi triple pigs in a blanket.

As I type I have in front of me pigs in blankets tortilla chips and pigs in blankets coated peanuts.

What this says about Britain at Christmas 2019 remains unclear as a YouGov poll on festive food has found that while pigs in blankets are quite popular, roast potatoes are much more popular. YouGov polls, while beloved of the media, are of questionable accuracy often around size and balance of those they survey.

As ever reality is a better way of testing things that an opinion poll. The Guardian reported on 7th January that Aldi had sold a record 22 million pigs in blankets over Xmas.

It seems YouGov has a roast potato bias

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Beavertown Tap re-opens for 2020: has the thrill gone?

In Uncategorized on January 11, 2020 by kmflett

Beavertown at Tottenham Hale in  2014

The Beavertown Tap room in Tottenham Hale re-opens today after a Christmas break.

Ive been a regular there since it opened on the site in 2014 (I live only a few minutes walk away).

It hasnt changed that much since the early days. All the inside space is now taken up with brewing (around half originally) but aside from that not much is hugely different (Tempus in Unit 2 came a little later). There are now additional external toilets and a slightly heated outside tent but at this time of year you’ll find it on the chilly side.

I wont be there today (not in London this weekend)but if I was would certainly have stopped by for a glass of the,too rare, smoked porter, Smog Rocket,on tap.

I have gone less often in recent times  though. I get there is something about drinking the beer where it is brewed. That said prices are now little different to those you’ll pay in a pub (they were for some years well below pub price). You can get Neck Oil and Gamma Ray in nearby pubs which have heating and decent seating and toilets for 50p a pint more or so.

The tap now sells beer in halves and pints and the two-thirds measure has gone. One understands the commercial realities but there was something about the rise of craft beer and third and two-thirds measures. It was around trying new beers, sometimes quite strong while not necking them as it were.

Perhaps the thrill of 2014 has gone a bit but 2020 will bring the opening of Beaverworld in Ponders End, 3 miles up the road. It will be interesting indeed to see what Beavertown have done in the way of a taproom fit for the 2020s.

https://www.beavertownbrewery.co.uk/tap-room/

 

 

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Battle for top placed London & Regional Pubs as Beard Friendly Pub 2020 poll set to close

In Uncategorized on January 11, 2020 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

Media Release

11th January

Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

Battle for top placed London & Regional Pubs as Beard Friendly Pub 2020 poll set to close

The Beard Liberation Front has said that the vote for the annual Beard Friendly Pub of the Year will close at midday on Sunday 12th January.

There are as usual three categories within the overall poll:

1 Overall Winner & runner-up

2 London Winner & runner-up

3 Regional Winner & runner-up

BLF Inspectors have been surveying pubs for beard friendliness for the past couple of months (criteria below) and finalised a list including several nominations from drinkers.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, while the battle for overall winner and runner up looks to between the Bumble Inn and the Cock Tavern, runner-up places in London & the Regions are far from settled with just hours left to vote

The criteria for the Award include:

Beard Friendly Pub: a pub that welcomes the hirsute and often has a significant number of hirsute customers, including but certainly not confined to those with modern styles of beards.

Beard Friendly Ambience: a pub that may have fewer hirsute customers but is welcoming to the hirsute through some bearded bar staff and beard friendly beers, plus has a generally relaxed atmosphere for all.

The campaign group says it welcomes diversity in both appearance and drinking. The truly beard friendly pub will have a genuine mix of customers not just a load of old blokes grumbling about life.

The list includes a range of pubs, bars and tap rooms without attempting to classify into sections

The 2019 winner was the Cock Tavern in Hackney

 

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Bumble Inn & Cock Tavern go beard to beard as vote for Beard Friendly Pub 2020 reaches peak

In Uncategorized on January 10, 2020 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

Media Release

10th January

Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

Bumble Inn & Cock Tavern go beard to beard as vote for Beard Friendly Pub 2020 reaches peak

The Beard Liberation Front has said that the vote for the annual Beard Friendly Pub of the Year will close at midday on Sunday 12th January.

The final period of the poll is often the time of peak voting. Peterborough’s Bumble Inn micropub and the 2019 winner, Hackney’s Cock Tavern, look set to go beard to beard for the annual honour. However there is still time for other pubs on the list to make an impact

BLF Inspectors have been surveying pubs for beard friendliness for the past couple of months (criteria below) and finalised a list including several nominations from drinkers.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, will 2020 see the overall winner of Beard Friendly Pub of the Year go to an out of London pub for the first time? That’s up to voters

The criteria for the Award include:

Beard Friendly Pub: a pub that welcomes the hirsute and often has a significant number of hirsute customers, including but certainly not confined to those with modern styles of beards.

Beard Friendly Ambience: a pub that may have fewer hirsute customers but is welcoming to the hirsute through some bearded bar staff and beard friendly beers, plus has a generally relaxed atmosphere for all.

The campaign group says it welcomes diversity in both appearance and drinking. The truly beard friendly pub will have a genuine mix of customers not just a load of old blokes grumbling about life.

The list includes a range of pubs, bars and tap rooms without attempting to classify into sections

The 2019 winner was the Cock Tavern in Hackney

 

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2019: a year of protest?

In Uncategorized on January 10, 2020 by kmflett

2019: a year of protest?

According to Blair in one of his regular interventions in Labour politics the Election on 12th December was lost because Jeremy Corbyn was really interested in leading a protest group rather than winning office in Westminster.

One can understand why Blair thinks this. He clearly still remembers, as he should, the protests against the Iraq War in 2003 and the central role that Corbyn played in those.

However if we focus on the present, one would have to say looking back over 2019 in Britain, where actually was the protest?

Certainly Labour and Corbyn himself addressed many large meetings around the UK (and perhaps there should have been even more) but that is not protest in itself.

Of course protests go on all the time, against NHS cuts or late in 2019 over Trump’s latest visit to the UK (in so far as he actually knew which country he was in, since his entire world seems to focus on Planet Golf Course).

The really large protests in 2019 however came from Extinction Rebellion over climate change. I certainly joined them in Cardiff and in London. I’m sure there was lots of Labour supporters and members present but the presence wasn’t always that obvious. To be fair Labour did make it clear they supported the protests but that is not the same as putting the Party as part of the lead in what was certainly the most dynamic, and young, movement seeking change in the last year.

Of course there is well known dynamic between a focus on Parliamentary politics and a focus on street protests here which will I suspect become more important in 2020.

We don’t need to look too far away, and it often puzzles why in particular we don’t hear more from those keener on the EU than I am about this (I voted remain), to see effective struggles taking place.

There was a lot of questioning earlier in 2019 about the precise composition of the Yellow Vest protests in France. However they continue still and have more recently been joined by a long running if partial General Strike. They have succeeded in getting Macron on the back foot and they continue into 2020. Perhaps there is a lesson here about how to deal with Johnson when its clear Parliamentary numbers wont unfortunately do the job.

As a final footnote I am of course aware that the People’s Vote organised several very large protests in 2019. I’ll post separately on that since for anyone interested in protest they remain something of a puzzle…

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Justin Trudeau will feature on Sunday’s Beard of Winter shortlist after criticism of beard

In Uncategorized on January 9, 2020 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

9th January

contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

Justin Trudeau will feature on Sunday’s Beard of Winter shortlist after criticism of beard

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is set to feature on Sunday’s Beard of Winter shortlist.

The campaigners say that the decision does not reflect any view of Trudeau’s politics or life but comes after pogonophobic criticism of his new beard appeared in the Guardian:

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/jan/09/justin-trudeau-beard-facial-hair-one-show?utm_term=Autofeed&CMP=soc_568&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1578561590

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, Justin Trudeau has set an example that Boris Johnson would do well to follow. Beards can add political gravitas and an even a small amount could go a long way with the UK Prime Minister

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Meghan & Harry: is it the beard?

In Uncategorized on January 9, 2020 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

Press Release

9th January

contact: Keith Flett 07803 167266

Meghan & Harry: is it the beard?

BBC

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that there are suspicions that the decision of Meghan and Harry to ‘step back’ from their roles as active members of the Royal Family, may be related to official concerns that Harry continues to wear his fashionable beard.

The right-wing media have on several occasions called for him to shave it off but Harry has remained resolutely hirsute.

The only other member of the wider Royal Family to consistently wear a beard is Prince Michael of Kent. He is invariably kept well in the background at any public events he attends.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, it seems clear that amongst a range of reasons for Meghan and Harry to decide to step back as active Royals is official pogonophobia at Buckingham Palace. The senior Royals do not like facial hair and Harry is a hirsute rebel in this respect.