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Beard Liberation Front says Labour Manifesto is Beard Friendly

In Uncategorized on November 21, 2019 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

Media Release 21st November

Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

Beard Liberation Front says Labour Manifesto is Beard Friendly

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers has said that the Labour General Election Manifesto takes important steps towards beard friendly policies.

The campaigners welcome in particular the commitment (page 62) to give statutory rights to equalities representatives at work.

These reps are in the frontline when it comes to employers discriminating against individuals for a wide range of reasons including appearance and facial hair.

Unlike in many US States it is mostly legal in the UK at the moment to discriminate at work or socially against someone because they have beard.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, the Manifesto is a first step but it gives real hope that Labour will be behind the challenge to Victorian attitudes in the workplace

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Swinson says Corbyn’s ideas are 1970s & Johnson’s 1870s but hers are Eighteenth Century

In Uncategorized on November 21, 2019 by kmflett

Swinson says Corbyn’s ideas are 1970s & Johnson’s 1870s but hers are Eighteenth Century

Adam Smith

The foreword to the 2019 LibDem General Election Manifesto contains the following statement.

While it might agreed that some of Labour’s ideas are rooted in the 1970s- reforms often take a good while to make their way into anything like practical policy, its not clear why Swinson thinks Johnson’s ideas, in so far as he has a settled body of views, are rooted in the 1870s. Perhaps she is referring to Disraeli which would be a huge compliment to Johnson.

Voters are being told that the only choice is between the Conservatives and Labour. But when I look at Boris Johnson and Jeremy Corbyn, I know that I could do a better job as Prime Minister than either of them. Our country deserves better than what is on offer from the two tired old parties, each led by men who want to reuse ideas from the past – whether the 1870s or the 1970s – and gamble with our children’s futures.

Swinson herself is an Orange Book Liberal, the right wing of the Party that supports free market economics. As the paragraph underlines the ideas of the Orange Book are rooted, although not entirely based, on those of Adam Smith who died in 1790

Vince Cable, the party’s treasury spokesman and co-author of the book, wants to reclaim the economic territory mapped out by Adam Smith, the free market liberal thinker who has traditionally been associated with the Tory right. He argues for a dramatic reduction in international trade barriers and environmental regulations to allow Third World nations to trade with the developed world. Independent (The Orange Book: Reclaiming Liberalism)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Smith

 

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Beard Liberation Front says LibDem Manifesto is a missed opportunity

In Uncategorized on November 20, 2019 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

Media Release 20th November

Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

Beard Liberation Front says LibDem Manifesto is a missed opportunity

Spencer Cavendish Liberal Leader 1875-1880

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers has said that the Liberal Democrat General Election Manifesto is a missed opportunity to address pogonophobia.

While there are general statements on equality & action on discrimination there is no reference to a Beard Equality Act.

The campaigners say that generalities are no substitute for specific and costed measures designed to address discrimination against the hirsute.

Unlike in many US States it is mostly legal in the UK to discriminate at work or socially against someone because they have beard.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, Jo Swinson is a disappointment. She appears to have no grasp of the pioneering role that the Young Liberals in particular played in promoting facial hair in the 1960s and 1970s

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Why Jeremy Corbyn’s Christmas Carol present to Johnson made a sharp political point

In Uncategorized on November 20, 2019 by kmflett

Why Jeremy Corbyn’s Christmas Carol present to Johnson made a sharp political point

In the ITV debate between Jeremy Corbyn and Johnson on 19th November the Labour Leader opined that he would leave a copy of Charles Dickens Christmas Carol under the Xmas tree for the Tory leader.

It was a decent joke but it also made a serious point

One might be tempted to think, particularly at this time of year, that the Tory Government, is following the sentiments in Charles Dickens Christmas Carol or at least some of them, to the letter.

Dickens wrote the book at speed in December 1843- it sold 5,000 copies before Christmas Day that year- in a decade that was known as the ‘Hungry Forties’. The similarities with modern Food Bank Britain are striking.

In Dickens’s book Scrooge runs a financial business in the heart of the City of London, off Cornhill, and the author takes us to his ‘counting house’ on Christmas Eve.

Scrooge is in one office and across the way is his clerk Bob Cratchit. The office is barely heated, Scrooge being frugal in all things.

Scrooge comes across people collecting for the poor at Xmas and asks them why this was necessary given that Workhouses existed.

The charitable collector tells Scrooge of the Workhouse that ‘many can’t go there, and many would rather die’. To which Scrooge responds ‘if they would rather die, they had better do it and decrease the surplus population.

Scrooge only reluctantly allows Cratchit ‘the whole day’ off on Christmas Day, but when retiring to his nearby lodgings, after dining at a City hostelry, Scrooge finds himself confronted by the ghost of his late partner Marley.

Dickens regarded ghosts and the supernatural as an essential part of a good Christmas story, perhaps because they suggested the world could go on differently.

The ghosts that Marley conjured up to visit Scrooge on the night of Christmas Eve, those of Christmas past, present and future, did indeed suggest to him that unless he changed his ways his future was a bleak one.

Scrooge does change his ways and first thing in the morning orders a huge turkey for the Cratchit family and a cab to take it to their dwelling in Camden Town.

Later he joins his nephew for a Christmas celebration having the previous day declined to have anything to do with it.

It is a simple morality tale at one level

While the Christmas Carol was a best seller it was not universally well received. Liberal economists, these days known as neo-liberals, complained that while it was all very well making sure that the Cratchits got a Christmas dinner, there was a finite supply of turkeys and plum puddings. It sounds like a Brexit Xmas.

‘If they got these items then someone else would not. Surely it should be up to the market to determine how these things work’ was the view of liberal ideologists in the 1840s.

Scrooge’s Counting House, although not directly identified by Dickens in terms of location, is thought to have been in Newman’s Court off Cornhill and opposite St Michael’s Church.

Cornhill is very close to the Mansion House and the Bank of England at the centre of the City of London’s financial district.

It remains a warren of passageways and alleys often with smart pubs and eateries where in the late afternoon City men in suits can be found starting an evening’s drinking or finishing a late lunch.

Newman’s Court is still there too. There is no plaque to indicate its likely role in Dicken’s book. Of all the passages and alleys off Cornhill it is the only one that remains a dark and dingy cul-de-sac. It is essentially a yard surrounded by offices.

You get the impression that 176 years on Scrooge would be quite at home there not only with the frugal buildings but with the ideological attitudes of the City men to be found in its environs as well.

 

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56 years of the Murdoch S*n

In Uncategorized on November 20, 2019 by kmflett

I dont expect anyone reading this reads the S*n (I certainly don’t) but 17th November 2025 marked the 56th anniversary of the first edition of the paper under Murdoch’s ownership (it had a pre-history which I’ll post about later).

The Guardian published a report about the preparations for the new paper including an interview with the first Editor Larry Lamb.

The tabloid style was there from the start with the headline to the first Editorial being ‘Reach for the Sun’. The Guardian also noted that the paper had no specialist editors (Defence etc) and no Foreign Editor. In short Murdoch started as he meant to go on.

There were few job losses in London but the Manchester operation of the old Sun was shut with no jobs kept on.

The Sun had been sold by the owners of the Mirror, IPC and from the first issues of the Murdoch Sun the competition was on.

At that time, 56 years ago, both papers supported Labour and the new Sun carried an interview with Labour Prime Minister Harold Wilson.

The tabloid style has lasted over 5 decades, the political allegiance soon switched

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Mauricio Pochettino joins vote for Beard of the Year shortlist

In Uncategorized on November 19, 2019 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

19th November

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Mauricio Pochettino joins vote for Beard of the Year shortlist

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that the process of determining the Beard of the Year 2019 will take the next step on Friday 22nd November when the shortlist for the coveted Award is published

The on-line poll to determine the twelve finalists is now open and will close on November 21st

The final poll opens on November 22nd with the winner announced on December 28th.

This year for the first time the position taken in the vote for the shortlist will determine the order in which names appear on the final vote.

The former Spurs manager Mauricio Pochettino has joined the poll. The campaigners say that given his late entry, if there is support, weighting based on tried and tested YouGov methods will be applied to determine if he wins a place on the Beard of the Year poll

The criteria for Beard of the Year is as follows:

The Award is NOT about people who grow beards in their bedrooms and post pictures of them on the internet

The Award IS about people with consistent beards in the public eye who promote a positive image of the hirsute

TV doctor Xand Van Tulleken and cosmologist Peter Coles currently at Maynooth University in Ireland shared the Award.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, of course we always hear criticism that Pochettino doesn’t have a full time beard. The reality is that his beard comes and goes in the much same way as that of Andrew ‘Freddie’ Flintoff, a former Beard of the Year winner did. It is a common feature of the sports beard

Beard of the Year longlist

Jurgen Klopp, football manager

Ben Stokes, cricketer

Philip Wilton, Tottenham cheese maker

Stig Abell, Editor, Times Literary Supplement

Jeremy Corbyn, Labour leader

Noam Chomsky, academic & activist

Ben Bellamy, Winner, Beard of Autumn 2019

Lenny Henry, comedian

Paul Mason, Winner, Scary Beard of Halloween 2019

Benjamin Zephaniah, poet

Michael Rosen, author & broadcaster

George Clooney, actor

Billy Connolly, performer

Idris Elba, actor

Prince Harry, Royal

Billy Bragg, musician

Rylan Clark-Neal, Strictly, It Takes Two

Bob Harris, broadcaster

Raheem Sterling, footballer

Alexei Sayle, comedian

Lowkey, rapper

Harry Kane, footballer

Mauricio Pochettino, football manager

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Voting for lead positions on Beard of the Year poll closes at midnight on Thursday

In Uncategorized on November 19, 2019 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

19th November

contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

Voting for lead positions on Beard of the Year poll closes at midnight on Thursday

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that the process of determining the Beard of the Year 2019 will take the next step on Friday 22nd November when the shortlist for the coveted Award is published

The on-line poll to determine the twelve finalists is now open and will close on November 21st

The final poll opens on November 22nd with the winner announced on December 28th.

This year for the first time the position taken in the vote for the shortlist will determine the order in which names appear on the final vote.

Some well known beard wearers such as Billy Bragg and Michael Rosen are in danger of not making the cut

The criteria for Beard of the Year is as follows:

The Award is NOT about people who grow beards in their bedrooms and post pictures of them on the internet

The Award IS about people with consistent beards in the public eye who promote a positive image of the hirsute

TV doctor Xand Van Tulleken and cosmologist Peter Coles currently at Maynooth University in Ireland shared the Award.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, we’re reaching the stage now when places for the Beard of the Year shortlist will be a close shave

Beard of the Year longlist

Jurgen Klopp, football manager

Ben Stokes, cricketer

Philip Wilton, Tottenham cheese maker

Stig Abell, Editor, Times Literary Supplement

Jeremy Corbyn, Labour leader

Noam Chomsky, academic & activist

Ben Bellamy, Winner, Beard of Autumn 2019

Lenny Henry, comedian

Paul Mason, Winner, Scary Beard of Halloween 2019

Benjamin Zephaniah, poet

Michael Rosen, author & broadcaster

George Clooney, actor

Billy Connolly, performer

Idris Elba, actor

Prince Harry, Royal

Billy Bragg, musician

Rylan Clark-Neal, Strictly, It Takes Two

Bob Harris, broadcaster

Raheem Sterling, footballer

Alexei Sayle, comedian

Lowkey, rapper

Harry Kane, footballer

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A modest proposal for a reform on promoting the readers voice in the print edition of The Guardian

In Uncategorized on November 19, 2019 by kmflett

A modest proposal for a reform on promoting the readers voice in the print edition of The Guardian

On 15th November the Guardian published a letter from a number of people who may or may not be Labour voters (it is a secret ballot) saying they will not vote Labour.

Its an Election time so to an extent this is the currency of letters pages on those occasions. That is why I will or will not vote this or that way. Its part, one hopes, of a democratic debate.

Indeed some responses appeared in the edition of 18th November from people who will be voting Labour, as I will myself.

However, unusually, I think almost uniquely, the paper also referenced the correspondence on its front page.

Leaving aside the contents of the specific letter and whether you agree with it or not, this is surely a welcome development for letter writers.

In the age of mass communication, 24 hour news, and social media promoting the voice of the reader is important.

Of course comments can be made, and are, on-line. As with the letters page itself however a front page focus for the readers voice would be subject to an editor. Perhaps in 2019 we might say it would be a curated presence and carry all the more weight for that.

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Beard Liberation Front will intervene in General Election

In Uncategorized on November 18, 2019 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

Media Release

18th November

Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

Beard Liberation Front will intervene in General Election

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that after policy discussions it will announce its Manifesto for the 2019 General Election this week.

The BLF is not party political but that doesn’t mean that it is not political in a broader sense

Its general demand for a Beard Friendly Britain is one that it hopes all mainstream political parties can act on. In this way it has some similarity with Extinction Rebellion who also want to press all parties to address the climate emergency.

However the BLF which has promoted the cause of beard wearers rights for over a quarter of a century remains pragmatic in its approach to politics.

While it hopes to press the case for a Beard Equality Act on the Tories and LibDems it is well aware that the only realistic chance of getting the issue addressed is via Labour.

Labour is aiming to elect the first hirsute Prime Minister since 1902 and clearly has some interest in promoting beard friendly policies for that reason.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, given the rise in beard wearing in British society its time politicians addressed the issue of discrimination against the hirsute. We will be looking for signs that the main parties are addressing the point but  we are also hoping for some specific policy proposals from Labour

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The Ambridge Socialist: Farmers, will Johnson visit Ambridge?

In Uncategorized on November 17, 2019 by kmflett

The Ambridge Socialist

Reporting on the class struggle in Borsetshire

November 17th#

Tony and Joy: Dream Team

At the Godmother’s birthday celebrations at The Bull, Tony has bonded with Joy and briefed her on the ruling Archers Dynasty in Ambridge no doubt warning her, to take care out there. However it maybe that Tony and Joy are both so boring that a new dream team has arrived.

Farmers: will Johnson visit Ambridge?

A farmer Oop North has appeared on social media criticising Johnson and all of his (lack of) works. The Ambridge Socialist wonders whether Johnson will risk a visit to Ambridge to speak to a more compliant farmer? If he does he can be assured that the Ambridge Socialist will organise the booing for him.

Justin demand a ‘makeover’ of The Bull

Justin has demanded that Lillian promote a makeover of The Bull. The Ambridge Socialist understands that what Elliott has in mind is the opening of Ambridge Wetherspoons which will of course be named after him as a significant local figure.

Russ has a new art exhibition

Russ has opened his latest art exhibition at Lower Loxley, a pre-Xmas affair. The Ambridge Socialist culture correspondent has noted that some basic elements of socialist realist art are lacking.

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Jill has hurt her wrist

Peggy has avoided a scam

Will is moving house