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The Crypt Door Shuts on the Scariest Halloween Beard Poll at Midnight

In Uncategorized on October 29, 2019 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

PRESS RELEASE 29th October

contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

THE CRYPT DOOR SHUTS ON THE SCARIEST HALLOWEEN BEARD POLL AT MIDNIGHT

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, which campaigns against irrational prejudice against the hirsute, has said that the crypt will close on the  Scariest Beard of Halloween 2019 poll at midnight on Tuesday 29th October.

Paul Mason leads but George RR Martin and Lord Sugar are not  far behind

The 2018 vote saw a tie between Lord Sugar and Hagrid

The title, awarded each year on October 31st, takes a wry look at Halloween festivities by identifying the scariest beard in the public eye. The winner is likely to win by the narrowest crack of a squeaky floorboard.

The BLF does not generally believe that beards are scary a view promoted by generations of pogonophobes.

It is accepted though that on a dark moonless night as a beard looms through the gloom, nerves may rise a little as to what lies behind the beard.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said as midnight approaches the poll could get scary. To be safe. Vote now

Scary Beard of Halloween 2019

Richard Branson

Bono

Noel Edmonds

Rubeus Hagrid

Philip Green

George RR Martin

Paul Mason

Lord Sugar

Antony Worrall Thompson

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Guidelines for beard wearers on Inter-City trains

In Uncategorized on October 28, 2019 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front
28th October
Guidelines for beard wearers on Inter-City trains


The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has issued guidelines for beard wearers travelling on Inter-City trains after a picture of Jeremy Corbyn taking a well-earned nap on a Saturday morning train to Scotland appeared in a daily ‘newspaper’.
The campaigners say that the hirsute need to be careful of pogonophobes on long distance train journeys who may get some kind of perverse satisfaction from taking pictures of beard wearers and publishing them on social media.
BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, it is perfectly safe for beard wearers to travel on Inter-City trains, and I do it myself regularly. However it is important that BLF guidelines are followed.
Guidelines for beard wearers on Inter-City trains.
1] If the train wi-fi is working catching up on important developments is a good way of passing the journey. Keep in mind however that in 2019 you will also be able to check these later.
2] A book may be a useful way of occupying yourself. Any volume of Karl Marx’s Capital, one of the great hirsute books, will do.
3] If by some chance reading this makes you feel tired, a nap is perfectly in order.
4] When napping make sure to cover your face with a copy of an appropriate newspaper, the Morning Star, Socialist Worker etc to avoid any prying pogonophobes.
5] Do not attempt to trim or shape your beard on the train. It may brake suddenly on occasion causing potential damage to the follicles

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People’s Vote March 19th October: A large march but who marched was more interesting

In Uncategorized on October 28, 2019 by kmflett


People’s Vote March 19th October. Another large march, but the composition was more interesting than the size

Saturday saw what I think was the third in the series of People’s Votes marches in central London. I wasn’t in London but when it comes to estimating the size and sentiments of crowds that is not necessarily a huge problem in the age of social media.

There is ample reportage, commentary, photos and video footage to get a sense of matters.

Its worth noting the following statement from the Metropolitan Police who at least didn’t decide to Section 14 this protest:

We don’t provide estimates of numbers as it’s such a inexact science. We aren’t planning on any live streaming of the march to my knowledge, apologies’

The march moved off at 12.20pm and almost an hour later they tweeted:

Parliament Square is relatively busy, and the main body of the march is not yet there. There also remains a large number of marchers not yet started in Park Lane. It is unlikely all those on the march will be able to reach Parliament Square or Whitehall. 1.12pm

I’m not sure the march was quite as big as the two earlier ones but it was still very sizeable, several hundred thousand at the very least one might venture. The organisers claimed ‘up to a million’ but unless they were actually counting the crowd(not likely to be hugely accurate but it can give an idea) this is at best a guesstimate. There is a way of making it easier to check this which is to march the other way from Parliament to Hyde Park, a space which can contain very large numbers and can be seen to do so.

Someone on twitter claimed that according to a ‘German methodology’ the march was attended by 2.2 million people. They did however decline to share what that ‘methodology’ was so we may assume they were a prankster.

It looks like there was however a change in the character of the march. There was far more Labour Party involvement with CLP banners and Sadiq Khan was amongst those at the head of the march. Of course this is one only part of Labour sentiment on the EU, primarily around the People’s Vote campaign which is far from unified in its intent but has a substantial presence. It also signified the Party far more centrally involved than before with Shadow Cabinet Ministers speaking in Parliament Square. That is a reflection I suspect of a realisation that with no Commons majority for a People’s Vote and Johnson unlikely to hold one Labour remains the best chance of getting one, after a General Election.

The majority of those attending clearly want to remain in the EU, either as it is (I’d hazard a guess that this could be today’s LibDem position) or reformed (assuming this can be done).

There were also those who gave the impression of wanting to stay in the EU come what may, I’m not sure a people’s vote is required for that, but it is for those who hold that view to explain the logic of what they were doing on the march.

The character of those attending was rather different to the Extinction Rebellion protests in central London of the previous 2 weeks. Rather older and less obviously militant although of course overwhelming peaceful in both cases.

Its difficult to see it as being unequivocally of the left, although there was, at least by their own definitions, a left presence, but my aim here is to try and understand what the march was about and put it in some quite general historical context, not pass judgement on it.

The point was made. There are still large numbers prepared to come out on the streets and say they want a, from a variety of perspectives a further say on Brexit. Whether the march did anything to achieve that is another matter but it keeps it on the agenda, and depending on the outcome of a General Election could happen.

My posts on the earlier marches & some points on the size of crowds

https://kmflett.wordpress.com/2019/03/25/how-big-was-the-23rd-march-put-it-to-the-vote-march-a-too-big-to-ignore/

https://kmflett.wordpress.com/2018/10/31/the-spectator-claims-the-peoples-vote-march-was-150000-strong/

 

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Journalist Paul Mason leads Scariest Halloween Beard Poll

In Uncategorized on October 28, 2019 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

PRESS RELEASE 28th October

contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

JOURNALIST PAUL MASON LEADS SCARIEST HALLOWEEN BEARD POLL

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, which campaigns against irrational prejudice against the hirsute, has said that with just days to go journalist Paul Mason leads the poll for the Scariest Beard of Halloween 2019 title.

The poll closes at midnight on Tuesday 29th October.

Mason leads but George RR Martin and Lord Sugar are not  far behind

The 2018 vote saw a tie between Lord Sugar and Hagrid

The title, awarded each year on October 31st, takes a wry look at Halloween festivities by identifying the scariest beard in the public eye. The winner is likely to win by the narrowest crack of a squeaky floorboard.

The BLF does not generally believe that beards are scary a view promoted by generations of pogonophobes.

It is accepted though that on a dark moonless night as a beard looms through the gloom, nerves may rise a little as to what lies behind the beard.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said the intriguing thing is, who is Paul Mason’s beard scaring? Is it the left or the right or both?

Scary Beard of Halloween 2019

Richard Branson

Bono

Noel Edmonds

Rubeus Hagrid

Philip Green

George RR Martin

Paul Mason

Lord Sugar

Antony Worrall Thompson

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The Ambridge Socialist: we defend the memory of Joe Grundy. He was *not* a poacher

In Uncategorized on October 27, 2019 by kmflett

The Ambridge Socialist

27th October

Reporting on the Class Struggle in Borsetshire

We Defend the memory of Joe Grundy

There has been a lot of memorialising about the late Joe Grundy in Ambridge recently. Apparently Bert Fry is even writing a poem.

Some of the memories have been less than satisfactory however. David Archer claimed that Joe Grundy was a poacher and, by definition that this was wrong. The Ambridge Socialist believes that Joe Grundy was not poaching but taking animals from common land for his own use and purposes. Further Archer claimed that Joe Grundy’s dog had to be shot by the Archer Dynasty was it was worrying sheep. This was simply an act of class war and deserves to be remembered as such.

Alf Grundy is right

There are concerns that Eddie Grundy is becoming a class collaborator. Alf Grundy has rightly stated that Ambridge is still about the ‘haves and have nots’. Eddie dissents. Hmmm.

Hilda gets a speaking part at last

Hilda has re-appeared and has (at last) got a speaking part. Numerous miaows have been issued. Apparently Hilda is pregnant

Joy

Joy has been helpfully trying to do her best to facilitate the search for Hilda the cat who was allegedly ‘missing’.

Joy appears to irritate some Ambridge residents and indeed some listeners to the Archers on social media who wonder what purpose Joy serves in the Village since it already has a very large number of irritating residents. As Archers supremo Keri Davies noted on twitter, we will find out, all in good time.

In Other News

Its Oliver’s Birthday. Tracey has given him some wine. Oliver isn’t sure. Apparently there has been ‘gossip’. Oliver is clear that there is a class divide. He is the employer and Tracey is the employee. He should have a word with Eddie.

Joe Grundy’s Will contains details about the need to look after the ferrets

 

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Campaigners back Corbyn on porridge as key to hirsute Election victory

In Uncategorized on October 27, 2019 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

Media Release

27th October

Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

Campaigners back Corbyn on porridge as key to hirsute Election victory

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers has said that it backs Jeremy Corbyn on the use of porridge as a key element that could lead to victory in the forthcoming General Election.

The campaigners say that while a report in the Murdoch Sunday Times that Corbyn said he was eating more porridge in preparation for an Election should not be taken too seriously, the Labour leader has a strong record of promoting the benefits of porridge

The central component of porridge- oats- is important for a healthy beard although porridge is by far the only way to consume them. Cereal bars can be a beard friendly alternative while oat-based beers, often characterised by a hazy appearance are also popular with many beard wearers.

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn’s previously reported view is that one of the things he attributes a long and healthy life to is eating a daily bowl of porridge.

The campaigners say that there is no doubt that porridge is healthy, nutritious and tasty.

Guidelines

Eating porridge with a beard must be done with care. Getting porridge in the beard can lead to serious follicle damage.

A simple answer is to wear a beard snood- a form of beard scarf- while eating the porridge to make sure none goes in the beard and damages it.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, Jeremy Corbyn is absolutely right. Eating porridge is good for the beard and increased beard power at the top of the Labour Party increases the chances of an Election victory

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A rediscovered Shelley poem, a radical journalist & Peterloo

In Uncategorized on October 26, 2019 by kmflett

A rediscovered Shelley poem, a radical journalist & Peterloo

2019 has been the 200th anniversary year of Peterloo and with it Shelley’s poem the Masque of Anarchy has received fresh publicity. It was read by actress Maxine Peake in the historic John Rylands library in Manchester as part of the anniversary activities.

The Masque of Anarchy was not freely available until some years after Peterloo, but the first poem Shelley wrote of political note, while still a student at Oxford in 1811, a Poetical Essay on the Existing State of Things, was published at the time.

It was written in defence of a radical journalist Peter Finnerty.

It has long believed to have been lost but in 2015 it was brought by the Bodelian Library in Oxford, digitised and made freely available to view on-line.

The poem has considerable wider interest because of its subject matter, namely Finnerty the Morning Chronicle reporter.

Finnerty (1766-1822) was Irish and had been active in the United Irishmen in the late 1700s. He printed a nationalist paper, The Press, and in 1797 was charged with seditious libel for an article the journal had published criticising a judge. He was sentenced to two years in prison.

On his release Finnerty came to London and was employed as a reporter for one of the leading papers of the day the Morning Chronicle. The Chronicle was of a Whig or Liberal and Radical political line.

Finnerty reported for the Chronicle in the Walcheren campaign a failed attempt by British imperialism to annexe part of Holland in a wider war for dominance in Europe. The aim ahead of Waterloo was to attack French power.

Finnerty’s view was neither Britain nor Napoleon and this didn’t prove popular with the British Government.

The Financial Times described Shelley’s poem as ‘an angry polemic against militarism and imperialism’ and the poem may have played a part in Shelley being expelled from Oxford in 1811.

The poem was in effect written to publicise and raise funds for the case of Finnerty who had been charged with libel for his reporting of the British Army’s activities in Holland. He was sentenced to jail. A central figure in the poem is the radical leader Sir Francis Burdett who led the campaign to defend Finnerty

The Walcheren campaign had been led by the Minister for War, Castlereagh. He chose to pursue Finnerty for libel not for his actual reports of the campaign but for a letter in the Morning Chronicle where the journalist had accused Castlereagh, then Irish Minister, of sanctioning the use of torture in Ireland in the late eighteenth century in relation to the activities of the United Irishmen.

On his release Finnerty continued to report for the Chronicle and clashed again with Castlereagh when covering Parliamentary business in the House of Commons in June 1819. He had been accused of reporting proceedings from an inappropriate place in the House and while there was some mood to detain him, Castlereagh by now Foreign Secretary and Leader of the House successfully moved for his admonishment instead.

Its not known if Finnerty was at Peterloo on 16th August 1819 but he was certainly in Manchester in the months that followed at the inquest of one of those killed John Lees.

The Times reported that Finnerty was one of a handful of people who viewed Lees body before the inquest started.

John Lees had survived Waterloo only to be killed at Peterloo. One man linked those two episodes and he was Castlereagh, the Minister who Finnerty had pursued as a radical journalist over more than 20 years.

This post appeared in the Morning Star on 16th October 2019

Postscript

Finnerty is mentioned on a number of occasions on Samuel Bamford’s Passages in the Life of a Radical. Bamford, a leader of the Middleton contingent at Peterloo, knew of the journalist and clearly admired him. Finnerty was barred from John Lees inquest but eventually persuaded Bamford to pass to him the notes he took.

Following this Finnerty persuaded Bamford to accompany him to London on the promise of employment (Bamford was awaiting trial for alleged offences at Peterloo). Bamford’s account of the journey makes clear his understanding of the gulf between himself as a working-class activist and Finnerty a radical journalist certainly, but of the middle-class. Ultimately the employment in London didn’t work out.

The links between Shelley, Finnerty, Peterloo and Bamford throw an interesting perspective on the nature and process of what E P Thompson called The Making of the English Working Class.

In this sense it is not Shelley or Finnerty or Castlereagh or even the events at Peterloo on 16th August 1819 that are key but the links between them, how they interacted. That process was one of class struggle and class formation. Important to it was another radical journalist and writer William Hazlitt about whom I’ll post further

With thanks to Michael Rosen for alerting me to the poem. Below is a link to his highly informative blog post on the ‘rediscovery’ of the poem and its importance:

https://keats-shelley.org/blog/michael_rosens_2019_keats_shelley_talk

 

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From the 1946 Baby Boomer to the 1956 Baby Bearder

In Uncategorized on October 26, 2019 by kmflett

Drawing: Daniel Fooks

I was born nine months and five days after the end of WW2. Before the invention of the term ‘baby boomer’, my parents used to refer to me as ‘part of “the Bulge”‘. My class at school, they said was ‘the Bulge’. Michael Rosen

I by contrast, born 10 years later on 31st October 1956, was a Baby Bearder, allegedly born with a beard and certainly never knowingly without one.

An important generational difference

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Engels on ditches & capitalist crisis

In Uncategorized on October 25, 2019 by kmflett

Prime Minister Johnson said that if Britain had not left the EU by 31st October he would die in a ditch.

Johnson is serial liar but he may inadvertently have touched on an important feature of capitalist crisis.

Engels wrote in Anti Duhring (1877)

the headlong gallop of a perfect steeplechase of industry, commercial credit and speculation which finally after break neck leaps ends where it began- in the ditch of a crisis

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Tony Benn on a Winter General Election campaign. February 1974

In Uncategorized on October 25, 2019 by kmflett

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In February 1974 the miners turned their overtime ban into a national strike. Tory Prime Minister Ted Heath called a Who Governs Britain General Election for 28th February. He lost and a minority Labour Government took office. The turn-out was 78.8%, impressively high

More recent Elections have been in the Spring or early Summer and this extract from Tony Benn’s Diary out on the campaign trail in his Bristol  Constituency perhaps explains why.

Monday 11th February 1974

After lunch I went to Stockwood the most difficult area of my constituency. It was windy and cold and pouring with rain.