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The Ambridge Socialist: Peggy signs up for Extinction Rebellion

In Uncategorized on June 16, 2019 by kmflett

The Ambridge Socialist

Media Release 16th June

Contact: Keith Flett 07803 167266

Peggy signs up for Extinction Rebellion

Reaching a significant birthday Peggy called a family meeting on Friday morning. Her aim: to save the planet, well Ambridge anyway. While those at the meeting were perhaps a slightly incongruous group- Brian Aldridge after all managed to pollute the Am and kill thousands of fish- Peggy announced her plan to offer £500K to those coming up with the best scheme to save the environment for future generations. The Ambridge Socialist is working on a proposal

As June Spencer celebrates her 100th birthday, calls for her to be made a Dame supported

The Ambridge Socialist has backed calls for the actress June Spencer, who has played Peggy in the Archers since 1951 continuously to be made a Dame.

The call has been made by fellow Archers actors Charles Collingwood and Sunny Ormonde (Brian and Lilian).

The Ambridge Socialist says that while it is not generally in favour of the honours system, recognising June Spencer who, via the Archers, has been part of national life for almost 70 years would be an appropriate way of recognising the achievement.

Ambridge Socialist Editor Keith Flett said, this is the first and probably the last time that we support something that Brian Aldridge has said.

The Professor acts oddly

Professor Jim having stormed out of his birthday party to avoid a confrontation with PC Knacker Burns over the bunting continues to act oddly. Does he know more about the bunting than has so far been suspected…

In other news

The Brookfield Barn may be available for ‘events’

 

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Beard of the Cricket World Cup into third week

In Uncategorized on June 16, 2019 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

Media Release

16th June

Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

Beard of the Cricket World Cup into third week

The Beard Liberation Front has said that the search for the Beard of the 2019 Cricket World Cup is entering its third week with rain interruptions making hirsute cricket tricky

The poll of well-known hirsute cricketers who are playing is on-line

In the beginning was WG Grace but in the twentieth century cricket went to the barbers. So much so that by the early 1960s a major shaving company was sponsoring one day cricket and players deemed insufficiently clean shaven were sometimes sent from the field to sort it out.

In the twenty first century beards in cricket are back from Moeen to Hashim and Virat. Its now understood that a beard can have a psychological impact on opponents after Mike Brearley pioneered the point. Beards can also have an aero-dynamic impact on play itself.

Beards will play an important, perhaps vital, role in the World Cup. But who will have the winning whiskers?

Contenders could include Moeen Ali, Hashim Amla, Virat Kohli and even David Warner. Competition is expected to bristle as the competition goes on

However the Beard Liberation Front has said that to be eligible the beard must at least pass the Clint Eastwood post-stubble test & will ideally be more in the WG Grace beard zone

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, at the moment Moeen Ali still remains the player to beat but every game brings hairy moments for the contenders

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Brewdog save cask beer. Again

In Uncategorized on June 15, 2019 by kmflett

Brewdog save cask beer. Again

BrewDog Cask beers

 

Brewdog have announced that as of today (15th June) most of their bars have started to sell cask Punk IPA.:

https://www.brewdog.com/blog/cask-is-back-at-brewdog

You could be forgiven for thinking that it was Groundhog Day and that they had already announced this. Indeed they did, last autumn, the difference now being that they have actually done it.

Cask beer is a one of the more iconic ‘brands’ to be found. It’s served at around 12C (perhaps slightly cooler for some modern tastes- including mine) from a handpump. Sometimes it’s alternatively served by gravity direct from the cask. Of course there are and have been other methods of dispense and a range of those also serve real ale. Does it matter? Not in my view. Its what the beer tastes like that matters.

Brewdog being Brewdog it is all about the brand so they are not of course using casks and handpumps but a modified keykeg with a tall font on the bar.

I haven’t yet tried it. I will. I’d be very surprised if its anywhere near as good as the actual cask Punk IPA sold at 6% ten years ago but one understands that its now brewed on a much larger scale for a wider market.

Those with longer memories may recall that Brewdog have saved cask beer before with Brewdog Live. This still exists, or did as recently this week, although the promotion of it had more or less dipped below the horizon in Brewdog bars. That is to be clear, ‘live’ was mentioned against the particular beer being sold but that was more or less it.

Live dates back to 2016 and also featured keykeg beer.

Here my thoughts, probably because I am old, are drawn back to Watneys. After a prolonged campaign by CAMRA against keg only Watneys they started to sell cask beer again. Defeat left a bitter taste so at first they sold Fined Bitter through electric pumps using a modified cask.

In the end they gave up and just sold cask through handpumps (Websters you may recall).

The latest Brewdog attempt to save cask suggests the same response. Why not just use a cask and a handpump where sales justify it.

On the other hand, and I’m a fan of balance, just as the Great British Beer Festival’s limited dalliance with keykeg this year may widen the horizon of some cask only drinkers perhaps Brewdog’s move will encourage others to give cask beer a try.

As ever we shall see.

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Clock Time, Industrial Capitalism & the decline of the Railway Clock

In Uncategorized on June 15, 2019 by kmflett

Clock Time, Industrial Capitalism & the decline of the Railway Clock

I use Paddington station frequently travelling between London and Cardiff. While waiting (as often) for the platform to be announced for the train earlier this week I glanced at the imposing station clock on Platform 1. Dotted around the station are also electronic digital clocks. The striking thing was that the time on the station clock was a couple of minutes in advance of the others. Once on the train (one of the newish 10 carriage Hitachi units) the on-board clock was of course showing a slightly different time.

I’ve struck by this reference to the rise of clock time

The advent of the mechanical clock provided an authoritative measurement of time duration, which in turn led to the creation of time-rate wage, resulting in serfdom and slavery giving way to worker choice, and transforming in a fundamental way the economic institutions of the Middle Ages.

E. P. Thompson, in his classic 1967 essay “Time, Work-Discipline and Industrial Capitalism,” wrote that with the industrial revolution, “time is now currency, it is not passed but spent.”

https://www.todayonline.com/commentary/understanding-complexities-time

The point is that in 2023 time is not authoritative. Sitting at various mainline rail stations waiting for trains to depart at advertised times I can merely note that its never that clear whether they do or not since every measure of time one looks at (often nowadays digital) shows something slightly different.

Does this matter much in the grand scheme of things? Probably not that much. It is however a sign of the times. As the BBC blog post from 2012 relates (below) the original GWR was the first to introduce railway time to standardise clock time across its network. Until then local time had varied considerably and the tradition, sort of, lives on in places like Bristol.

As E P Thompson underlined in Time Work Discipline (Past and Present December 1967) the purpose of standardising time was central to the rise of industrial capitalism. The idea of the working day, the working week, clocking on and off, not something to be found in artisanal and agricultural traditions, was vital to production in mills and factories.

One wonders if, with this apparently relaxed attitude to the precise time what is currently known as the GWR is moving into the post-industrial age.

If so why can’t we move back to localised times, varying slightly from area to area. Hence my call for a North London time which will obviously be a bit ahead of the times

BBC Blog

In November 1840 GWR announced that a standardised time – railway time as it was called – would be observed at all their stations. Several other railway companies followed suit and on 22 September 1847 the Railway Clearing House decided that GMT should be adopted as the standard time on all railway stations across the country.

The process was fraught with difficulty as, to begin with at least, towns and villages saw no reason to change their traditional means of telling the time. The ludicrous situation arose where the town railway station at, say, Cardiff, Bridgend or Neath kept one time, and the towns themselves kept another.

As late as 1845 the company was forced to put an addendum on its timetables stating that while London time – as dictated by the Royal Observatory at Greenwich – would be observed at all of its stations, the time in the towns would be different. So the time in Reading might be 12 noon but on Reading station it was 12.04. Confusing, or what?

At some stations such as Bristol clocks were even erected showing two separate times, railway time and local time.

Clearly the situation could not last. Local officials in towns and cities across England and Wales realised that the change had to be for the good of all and by 1855 it was estimated that 95% of towns and cities in Britain had altered their time to the standard GMT.

It was 1880 when government legislation finally settled on a single standard time zone for the country but by then most towns had seen the writing on the wall and had already made the necessary changes. And it was all thanks to the GWR – God’s Wonderful Railway.

Phil Carradice, BBC Blog, 5 September 2012

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Calls for Johnson to be appointed PM unopposed echo pre-1832 Reform Act

In Uncategorized on June 14, 2019 by kmflett

The front page of Boris Johnson’s house organ the Daily Telegraph on 15th June leads with a call for him to be appointed Tory leader and Prime Minister unopposed.

Were that to happen it would echo the Parliamentary system that one suspects some Tories still want, that which existed before the 1832 Reform Act.

At that time Parliament had many ‘Rotten Borough’ constituencies with very few electors, major industrial centres had no Parliamentary representation and 95% of the population had no vote.

The Prime Minister who presided over the Peterloo Massacre in 1819, Robert Jenkinson (Lord Liverpool) held office not by any democratic vote but because he had the confidence of the Prince Regent.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Jenkinson,_2nd_Earl_of_Liverpool

Perhaps there is a learning point for Mr Johnson here. Dont bother with Tory MPs and certainly not members. Rather, lobby the Queen.

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Inner London Wildlife

In Uncategorized on June 14, 2019 by kmflett

Copyright ©Steve Bell 1985/All Rights Reserved
e.mail: belltoons@ntlworld.com
steve.bell@guardian.co.uk
tel: 00 44 (0)1273 500664

Social History from the still great & hirsute Steve Bell. Details of how to obtain a copy above

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All Our Yesterdays: a reminder of when golf was a beard free zone

In Uncategorized on June 14, 2019 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

PRESS RELEASE             19th July 2007

Contact Keith Flett      07803 167266

SEARCH FOR MOST CLEAN SHAVEN GOLFER OF THE OPEN LAUNCHED

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that it has launched a search for the most clean shaven golfer of the British Open that tees-off at Carnoustie on Thursday.

The winner will be announced on Sunday

The BLF normally looks for the most hirsute competitor at sporting events such as cricket Tests or Football finals but says that despite some moderate progress golf remains, along with tennis, the most socially conservative sport and hence the most clean shaven.

Ernie Els has won the title at several recent Open championships but has been suspected of illicit shaving in bunkers between shots

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said There is a little bit more hirsuteness in golf but really the thing that stands out is how gleaming and clean shaven the golfers are. So once again we’re looking to find the most clean shaven of the lot which we hope is a bit of fun but makes a point as well.

 

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Teach Yourself Boris Johnson: Tory leadership update

In Uncategorized on June 14, 2019 by kmflett

Teach Yourself Boris Johnson

 

According to the Daily Telegraph back in 2016 Boris Johnson ‘thinks’ that people coming to Britain must be able to speak English. He actually said this in 2015 but why not recycle previous Johnson ‘thoughts’. After all that is what his Telegraph column is all about

Here is a brief guide to Johnson’s English

Tally Ho: I can see Gove in the distance

Cripes: I’ve been found out again

I Say: precursor to Johnson ‘bon mot’

Bounder: see Michael Gove

Bullingdon: code for a fine British institution

Damn: see Cripes

Bother: see Damn and Cripes

My friends: see Bullingdon

A void within a vacuum: Liberal Democrats

Blurt: routine Johnson saying

Wiff-Waff: made up term

Piccaninnies: see watermelon smiles

Watermelon smiles: people* want me to speak as I find

Business: F*ck

Letter Boxes: see snowflake

Snowflake: Rory Stewart

Cocaine: see change the subject

*people=racists

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The Cricket World Cup & rain & Geoffrey Boycott

In Uncategorized on June 14, 2019 by kmflett

I have tickets for South Africa v Afghanistan in Cardiff on Saturday. I saw a rain free England v Bangla Desh match played to a conclusion there last Saturday,

The forecast for Cardiff on Saturday hasnt been good but currently looks clear for a full game. We’ll see. Its not a game that is likely to be central to the outcome of the World Cup, the interest lies in seeing the two sides.

All that said a record number of games in the 2019 World Cup have been abandoned due to rain. I’m not sure this kind of thing happened in Geoffrey Boycott’s day.

The BBC have put up a piece looking at possible ways of getting more play in rainy conditions:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/48625085

Another way of addressing matters could be to accept that English and Welsh summers can be wet.

Writing on the first World Cup in the Guardian (24th June 1975) John Arlott noted that while no matches had been lost to rain that wasnt always the  ‘In June 1954 only eight hours play was possible in the five-day Lord’s Test Match with Pakistan’

If a left field solution is required since Geoffrey Boycott is always right why not just ask him to decide who would have won abandoned matches..

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When Harold Wilson resigned as Prime Minister 16th March 1976

In Uncategorized on June 13, 2019 by kmflett

The current leadership battle for the Tory leadership has raised the issue of other occasions of when a Prime Minister resigned and was replaced by someone else from the same Party without an Election.

One such occasion was the resignation of Harold Wilson as PM on 16th March 1976.

For those of a certain age it may be recalled that the resignation gave rise to any number of conspiracy theories involving MI5 the KGB and so on. The reality was probably more mundane. Wilson feared signs of the Alzheimers that ran in the family. He had after all won 4 Elections for Labour, 1964, 1966 and 1974 twice.

Tony Benn records in his Diary that Wilson’s announcement stunned the Cabinet and it led to a leadership Election.

It being 1976 the election was confined to Labour MPs.

The first round on 25th March 1976 saw the following results:

Foot 90

Callaghan 84

Jenkins 56

Benn 37

Healey 30

Crosland 17

All of the contenders were men(!) with considerable political and Ministerial experience who had run Government departments.

The second ballot on 30th March produced the following result:

Callaghan 141

Foot 133

Healey 38

Callaghan became leader and PM. It was a victory for the Labour right, though Healey arguably played a key role once Callaghan was in No.10. Foot became leader after Callaghan lost in 1979 and duly lost in 1983. Crosland sadly died in 1976, Jenkins left for the SDP and Benn continued to tack left.

Perhaps the lesson from all this 45 years on is that for the wider public while WIlson’s resignation was a complete surprise those who sought to replace him and their record in Public Office over some years was well known (if not liked). Certainly none had the baggage of several of the current Tory leadership contenders….